Daze the Barnyard Hippogriff

@cowlbard.bsky.social

A kinky gainer getting comfortable in my growing skin. Figured out I'm a furry; half owl half cow. Waiting for more discoveries as I grow

CW: Intoxication You know what I want to do? I want to get drunk/high off my balls today along with an/multiple other fat fur(s), cater to their constant munchies, end up in overstuffed cuddle piles, giggling and with 0 filters. One night of debauchery ruining their frame and smaller sizes forever~

Can of nacho cheese sauce - the perfect "beverage" for when you're craving something savory 3840 calories per can $7 @ Sam's Club repost this if your OC is the kind of freak to double fist these things

A can of nacho cheese with a bendy straw sticking out of it

Confession: I don't really understand goon face. Like isn't the point that it's supposed to be mindless pleasure, but it's actually like a lot of effort to cross your eyes and make a crazy face?? 😅