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Paul Curry
@cr3ative.co.uk
I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity. https://www.cr3ative.co.uk
all this "ULEZ has made childrens lungs larger" chat makes me think of is
today on the normal island the prime minister banned disposable BBQs then texted every person in the country about it :))
so I told the CEO it sounds like he’s just feeding tokens to Steve Yegge and then his accountant started crying
From Yegge's most recent extrusion: > On the side I do occasional six-figure gigs where I fly to companies and teach them my techniques, and that helps with my (considerable) token bills. Hey! I will come teach your teams actual ball, things they can actually use, for *substantially* less!
going on a three hour car journey tomorrow and my partner is currently cooking, with the intention of eating, boiled cabbage and lentils
finally moved all my zigbee devices to a co-ordinator which can map the connectivity graph around the house and I'm now mad at how it has decided to mesh together what do you MEAN a work lamp in the living room is co-ordinating half the other side of the house
me: very high energy bills my energy provider: we made a digital fish tank if you charge your car :3 ARE YOU BORED? DO YOU NEED SOMETHING TO DO OVER THERE???
Last night, as #EMFCamp came to a close, I heard someone say that everyone, not just billionaires, should be able to "move fast and break things." I disagree. If there's one thing EMF has taught me - this year in particular - it's how to Move Slow and Mend Things. news.kestr.al/move-slow-an...
Move Slow and Mend Things
The antidote to the “move fast and break things” philosophy can, occasionally, be found in a field on the Welsh border.
news.kestr.al
I think the most important thing you can do (other than volunteer) as an attendee is tell us how *your* #EMFCamp went on the feedback page: https://emfcamp.org/feedback We read absolutely everything and it makes a huge difference to the team to hear that it was worth it
Grist, the evolution of spreadsheets
A modern, open source spreadsheet that goes beyond the grid
grist.orga.emfcamp.org
Someone in IKEA came up to me and said “excuse me! Exit?” thinking I was staff I said “I don’t know” reflexively and they walked off talking about how I won’t be able to find my way out either I’m sorry! For next time just follow the arrows you’ll get there
I keep a spare Android around so I know how to use them. Updated to one on Android 17! Very up to date. Pleased to report they're still an absolute hot mess as evidenced by the official Facebook app in the official Play Store having the description of "hacked"
Screen protector multipacks are great, because the first is simply a threat to any that come next They will watch incompetence be rewarded with the bin, and learn fear. Keeps them in line
Great times here in Kent as the council have changed the tip booking system for the third time, resulting in nobody knowing how to use the new one, never seen so many slots available. I look forward to the next booking system in 6 months time
free business idea for EVRI: Charge me £10 to eject the package from your network, on to DPD, when it reaches your Hub, so I do not have to trust you to deliver it or go find it in a hedge you are welcome to make £5 on this
tenth year in a row petitioning Zoopla/Rightmove to start a comments section on property listings it would be an _incredible_ april fools if nothing else
Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.
Ice cream van in the car park, so just bought a Waffle Cone with Flake (single). Traditional Mr Whippy style ice cream. How much do you think it cost? 1️⃣ idk, like £2.50? 2️⃣ four quid? 3️⃣ £5 4️⃣ over six english pounds 📊 Show results
We regret that our event on Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office. Our apologies to everyone who was planning to attend the event.
Sat on the short end of a bench and sent the other end flying upwards I must leave this venue now
I quite like that the Sainsbury's store feedback form doesn't even ask for your contact details for any follow-up etc. Just goes straight in to a shredder somewhere