brett craycraft
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i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
Jackie Brown Melanie: Get High and Watch TV
Alt: Jackie Brown Melanie: Get High and Watch TV
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Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
I say this as the biggest stoner I know… we really gotta pump the brakes on this stuff.
Sorry to be a prude but this should not be in the grocery store on the same shelf as the kombuchas
A casserole is just a group project where cheese does all the work.
A gritty comic reimagining of the Toy Story franchise would feature an extended storyline around toys that escape from the CPSC testing facility.
BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
nytimes.com
And he ultimately doesn’t care now either. He’d absolutely vote for Trump again who are we kidding.
He is "losing the room", but once again, this MAGAt only cared when it finally personally affected him. He didn't care about endless traitorous, murderous, racist, sexist shit. Conservatives suck at empathy, and it's why they're all assholes.
I have a simple suggestion for tax reform… if you can afford to buy a gothic castle in Ireland as your like 20th house, the government takes all your money.
Zuckerberg buys Gothic castle in Ireland: spokesman
imo the best solution to this is for these guys to get their fancy expensive glasses broken and their asses beat immediately
NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...
To be clear, the premise in question is “what if ai was actually Star Wars”
Bsky, I love you, but for a philosophical example you're not allowed to reject the premise! Only object to lack of clarity and/or whether the conclusions follow from it.
M’s have been the most consistently disappointing thing in my life for so long and I truly appreciate that
I’m officially have to trim my eyebrows years old.
I can’t believe democrats lost to this guy twice
Trump: These young beautiful girls, these young beautiful girls, these young beautiful girls in the White House, they come in. Now I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell. These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe and they come say Mr. President, thank you, sir.
Rewatched prince of thieves last night randomly and goddamn Alan Rickman’s sheriff of Nottingham is an evil motherfucker
Looking through the cupboard for the bag of Doritos I already ate
Fucking hell the lightning over the lake is literally nonstop rn
Looking through the oven window at a frozen pizza at midnight…
2 weeks on the road for work = I desperately need to get some veggies into my life
I love how when no one actually does the thing all the conservative dipshits piss their pants over they just do it themselves
Fuck these fucking fucks
You can’t even use dozens of us dot gif to make fun of this
Here’s how that looked, via Tribune photographer John Kim