Jim
@crazyjim.bsky.social
Part time Artist & Type Designer, full time homosexual. Opinions my own because that’s how opinions work. 🏳️🌈
The upside of therapy: learning to feel your emotions The downside of therapy: actually feeling your emotions
iCarly Drinking Soda and Smiling
Alt: iCarly Drinking Soda and Smiling
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Pubic Service Announcement The Vagina Museum is trans inclusive. Always has been, always will be. Today the new EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect. Let us be clear, the guidance changes nothing about how we operate.
Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.
“If Apple’s security was better we wouldn’t be compelled to steal their secrets from former employees!” - OpenAI Probably
Tori Amos was fucking glorious last night. At one point she got fully through a song intro before stopping and apologizing that she was in the wrong key. She then made up an impromptu song making fun of this and then modulated into the right key. Absolute queen shit. 👑
I want you all to know that the crowd at the Tori Amos show is the absolutely *most* GenX crowd I have seen since Lollapalooza in 1992.
The Breakfast Club: John Bender's Iconic Fist Pump
Alt: The Breakfast Club: John Bender's Iconic Fist Pump
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Fuuuuck… I wish I could post screenshots. Utterly ridiculous and wasteful for useless stupidity and a tech vanity project. 4 minute wait for it to basically say, “here’s what I found in search…” 💀💀💀
Man Takes Big Gulp of Water
Alt: Man Takes Big Gulp of Water
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PM: Hey, Jim… do you have time to do a quick UX usability and heuristics review of this AI feature we want to include in the next release? Me: OF COURSE I CAN… I WOULD LOVE TO!!
PM: Hey, Jim… do you have time to do a quick UX usability and heuristics review of this AI feature we want to include in the next release? Me: OF COURSE I CAN… I WOULD LOVE TO!!
Explosion
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Fun Fact: Randos will routinely submit questions to my organization’s online software bug reporting portal like, “I have <very specific medical condition> can you send me money?”
Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
Alt: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
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Yeah… we all knew.
Duhh Well Duh - Woman's Head Shake
Alt: Duhh Well Duh - Woman's Head Shake
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BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”
Fucking Soviet era Stasi tactics.
How ICE Is Weaponizing Social Media Against Its Critics Agency says its surveillance program searches for threats to agents, but critics see free-speech infringements By Hannah Critchfield and Shane Shifflett www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
How ICE Is Weaponizing Social Media Against Its Critics Agency says its surveillance program searches for threats to agents, but critics see free-speech infringements By Hannah Critchfield and Shane Shifflett www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.
A deeply unserious yet very war crimey way of generating new tactical ideas…
US has sent out an email requesting ideas on "new creative and unconventional ways" to defeat Iran. “Hey chat, CENTCOM here 🫡🇺🇸 We’re low-key out of ideas 💀 Drop your most unhinged ways to defeat Iran or get them to negotiate.👇Best one gets a 3 month Rip Its and Zyns drop."
Mario Lopez making and then publicly posting a sexualized hot dog fetish video of his niece at a baseball game is the most disturbing MAGA bro tell-on-myself thing I’ve seen in a while.
Regrettably his prompt is also visible
Mike is not allowed to go shopping for groceries any more. What the fuck even is this?? Raisin bread in a can?
Please. I beg of you. Don’t give Newsom any oxygen. He married Kimberly Guilfoyle. That tells you everything you need to know about his character and judgment.
This fucking guy.
Straight people: “OMG… how can we have sex if I don’t know their name?!?!” Gay people: “It was a ‘J’ name… maybe? Jason? Jeremy? Justin? Whatever. It was hot.”
Dear How to Do It: I want to have sex with a new man—but he won’t tell me his name. I can’t tell if that’s a problem. slate.trib.al/n2PPQW6
DON'T CLICK THE "SEEMS LIKE AI SLOP" OPTION ON LINKEDIN. If you've been celebrating LinkedIn's addition of the "seems like AI slop" option on posts, you can stop now, because they're just using us to train their AI even more.
Updated with comment from LinkedIn executive. The button will help train LinkedIn's models for identifying AI slop www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
Oooh!! The house painter is making progress!! It’s mostly similar colors just remixed better.
Meanwhile, higher education in America is struggling to be both relevant and financially solvent… Along with the financial aid changes, you will see lots more consolidation and obliteration of arts and humanities programs.
Stephen Miller's rhetoric is indistinguishable from 1939 Joseph Goebbels
Social media companies want to know if you’re taking boner pills… Not mentioned in the article: isn’t that a HIPPA violation? 🥴🫣