I just spotted a headline basically- "Kid survives intense surgery" With a photo of said kid post op and clearly as high off his ass as any human has ever been on earth. This child is in orbit. And maybe I'm awful but I can't stop laughing at the look on his face. He is seeing some real shit.🤣

The energy I'm bringing to this day.

Weed really will have you up at 3 am standing in your kitchen dipping savory rice crackers into pistachio pudding and thinking "This is it. Ambrosia. Food of the Gods"

The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER

I love to sing. And I'm healed enough to do it again. Uhh.. so like... How do I say this? Holy god my tonsils were holding me back. I couldn't hit the high note in Abracadabra before but I can now!

I just want to be left in peace. I just want people to be decent. This feels like asking the planet to spin in reverse.

You ever run into someone who behaves like they are online in real life? I had the misfortune of needing to complain about something in a public space to management and some guy decided to butt in and start screaming at me, followed me, threatening, chasing with car, so I went to the police HQ.

Listening to Vangelis music to chill out and my partner comes down the hall with Weird Al polka playing on his phone sounding like a parade float entering my zone. On coming like an eldritch clown fart. This is basically a metaphor for our relationship.

Thinned out my discord friends list recently. Just cleared out accounts I hadn't talked to in over 5 years or didn't recognize. If I got you by mistake please let me know.

I don't bring up my first nation ancestry much for many reasons— barely there, didn't grow up in the culture, tribe is no longer recognized. But mostly, around the time a relative started teaching me I was dating a bigot and I had to hide it. I didn't know he was a bigot at first and was in too deep

I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful

Me escorting a spider outside - "Ok horny boy, here you go, try and figure out what's eating my plants"

Fucking prophetic line

People... People out there really play BSD characters un-ironically? Like I get playing many shades of gray in the shades of gray game system but... Uhh... The book of the Wyrm 20th made me nauseous to read. That isn't easy! Ngl if I met someone playing one I'm chalking it up to ignorance or worse.

You know what, when I said films needed to get weirder and hornier, I did in fact mean exactly like this

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 6d ago

First trailer for ‘WICKER’ starring Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, Elizabeth Debicki and Peter Dinklage. In theaters October 30. #Wicker #OliviaColman

Since the surgery my already crazy good sense of smell has been overclocked with all the extra airway space. Let me tell you this is not a blessing. Hyurk! I'm like a very shitty version of Wolverine.

You are clay. And like clay, nothing is incorporated into your substance quickly.

My body chose violence in letting me know it was done taking the oxy. So I'm tanking out the rest of this on Tylenol alone.

Trying to rehome my tarantulas because with a move coming in a year or so I can't easily take them with me. Unfortunately some asshole on Craigslist keeps flagging my rehoming listings. 👿

Uhh. Are we comfortable buddy?

When I sat my partner down to watch this, we got to this scene and had to pause because he was laughing for a solid 3 minutes. XD

ceej@ceej.online · 5mo ago

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

I'm healing really well from the surgery. Like crazy good. What a head trip it is though to look into my throat to check healing progress and actually SEE the back of my throat for the first time in my life. 👀

The amazing pendants I traded with @satyrmagos.bsky.social absolutely gorgeous work! This was a wonderful trade and JS was a delight to work with. All three finished with beads!

Had my first weird word salad "spiritual" ai bot account invade my space today. Gross. What even is the point?

I don't often talk about my practice because it's very personal. Which tbh it kinda should be. I've developed a ton of weird little upgs that would leave a lot of folks scratching their heads. Seemingly contradictory at times, I've found narrow little paths around things and they work for me.

A lot of guides list using silver as a stand in for mercury to represent, well, Mercury. Which is practical for safety and logistics but I present an alternative. Aluminum! Associated with communication technology. Lightweight, you could even call it airy. And before electricity, rarer than gold!

I can't wait to share the pieces I got in trade and finished beading tonight. 😸

There are two wolves inside me. One named Oxycodone the other is Dexamethasone. I want to run 20 miles but I'm also too tired to move.

Tonsils out .. ow ow ow ow ow

Traced this because I'm not interested in picking a fight with a hack. But here is a great example of why everyone needs to look past pretty rendering. Is it just bad anatomy or is it ai? Does it matter? The original picture is shooting towards 200+ notes. Please use your brains my god.