Gen X coworker had no idea The Odyssey was an epic Greek poem
ben affleck half hearted stupid ass face
ALT: ben affleck half hearted stupid ass face
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ryan seekrest
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Iona Hildebrandt, Local Pageant Winner, 1945
stigmata??? More like stigMAMA slay the boots house down cawk
I know who Haley Stevens is but every time I see her name I think people are talking about Hayley Williams. Also I have a headache. Related??
Oh no not the AI slop ad for softcore gay porn called “trapped in the backseat with my stepbrother”
Couldn’t open Bluesky for three hours I thought I was suspended
I cheated on my lock screen for the prompt and now we’re getting divorced
Seeing a raised pickup truck accelerate and emit a giant plume of exhaust gotta be one of the top 10 most depressing things
“Hi!!! thanks FOR calling. I’m JENNIFER. Your VIRTuaL ASSISTANt. Would you LIKE to make a payMENT? Check your BALanCe? Or TALK TO an agent.” “Talk to an ag-” “I AM HERE.” “No. A real agent.”
Coworker is out because their grandpa died and I just thought about the Mary Beth Barone joke where she says “if you’re over 30 and your grandparent dies you should be at work the next day.”
One of my favorite life tropes gotta be “elderly white couple goes to Mexican restaurant”
And it’s good for the hoooooole To let down your hair and breathe in the air
This feels like EuroSummer* *it’s too hot and everything is on fire