The blood-soaked WAR-PROFITEERING is actually even MORE obscene Aramco, BP, Chevron, ENI, Equinor, ExxonMobil, Shell & TotalEnergies made nearly $93 billion🤯 in the Apr-June quarter Off the back of war & heatwaves, drought, fires, & floods caused by entrenched fossil fuel use

Revealed: major oil firms make $93bn profits amid war and climate crisis

Iran conflict windfall over three months reignites calls for companies ‘cashing in on human misery’ to pay for environmental damage

theguardian.com

Yung En Chee@yungenchee.bsky.social · 5d ago

Guess who LOVES PROFIT-BOOSTING WAR & couldn't care less about deadly heatwaves, drought, fires, floods & landslides❓ "BP, Chevron, Eni, ExxonMobil, Shell & TotalEnergies will collectively earn $45 billion in net income during April-June 2026, up from $23 billion in the previous quarter"

Thanks FB Memories for reminding me I have never not been tired.... Selfie, tired, on crowded train. Tokaido-sen, Tokyo/Kanagawa Taken on 13 September 2005

Saltbush Tarragon Cream Filling A versatile filling you can use for anything requiring a savoury, creamy touch. (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...

Just 5 more minutes…. #MemphisTheMalshi #sleepypuppy

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Babka Yeah it's tricky. Yeah it's worth the effort. Bonus chocolate filling and sugar glaze mini recipes. What is your favourite babka filling? (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...

This sums up my life.

Not-giving-a-fuckmaxxing.

What’s up Doc? #MemphisTheMalshi #puppy

Honestly master class right here #pastry

Crowbar@crowbar.wtf · 2d ago

The trick with crème brûlée is actually don't use sugar - make a caramel, cool it, then turn it into a powder. Sprinkle over the custard. That stuff torches up beautifully.

It’s a real challenge (it turns out) to develop a signature when you haven’t spent years sweating over cursive/linkscript in a desperate attempt to procure the elusive Pen Licence.

Crowbar@crowbar.wtf · 2d ago

OK watching him try to sign his name using a touch pad not so exciting.

Made the fatal mistake of giving Memphis a cheese snack after midnight. #GremlinMode

"Fondly" remembering the Australian #CensusFail of 2016. 10 years! We should organise cake. #auspol

Golden Girling is the way.

Published next week! "Death Writ Large" by @susiedentwords.bsky.social . Susie is offering to SIGN & add personal dedications to any copies bought from us! Susie would like to add, "obscure insults/compliments a speciality!" ORDER HERE! www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...

This sums up my life.

On August 5, a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket is predicted to crash onto the Moon. What has crashed on the Moon before? The very first human object to touch the Moon - Luna 2 in 1959. A probe, 3 bombs, and a rocket body! 🧪 🔭

1959: Luna 2 (USSR)

YouTube video by International Astronautical Federation

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Helping the Teen to Enrol to Vote. This is kinda exciting actually. He's gonna earn his first Democracy Sausage in November! #auspol

I suspect Ben Carroll isn't going to be around long enough to crack open a fresh container of Brylcreem.

Not-giving-a-fuckmaxxing.

Fartichokes "Acid Hydrolysis: Boil the artichokes in acidic liquids—like water with lemon juice or vinegar - 20 minutes. Breaks down the inulin into digestible sugars. Fermentation: Pickling is a traditional method that reduces their gas-inducing tendencies." #MasterChefAU

"Jerusalem artichokes make you gassy because they are loaded with inulin. Humans lack the enzymes to digest this complex carbohydrate, so it travels intact to your lower intestine. Gut bacteria ferments it, releasing copious amounts of gas as a byproduct." #MasterChefAU

The Victorian Greens are calling for a moratorium on new AI data centres greens.org.au/vic/campaign...

Stop the AI Data Centre Frenzy | The Australian Greens

greens.org.au

That Pressure Test is gonna hurt next week. #MasterChefAU

Man in Red Suit Clapping

Alt: Man in Red Suit Clapping

static.klipy.com

See you next Sunday for the Grand Finale! #MasterChefAU

The Mario Bros.

Alt: The Mario Bros.

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Poh is eating it all. Aaron is in the final. #MasterChefAU

Quite like those white bowls actually. #MasterChefAU

"Rustic" is being kind. Wasn't this a Fine Dining challenge? #MasterChefAU

Petro is in the Final. #MasterChefAU #PsychicClub

Petro could be a choux in here with dessert. #MasterChefAU