It's bad when you get logged out and can't remember your own @.
i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all four tires maybe next time, he’ll think before he parks in a legal and public parking spot outside a neighbor’s house
Furious at the memory of heroin desteoying my favlrite band, Mad Season. 😡
@bayesianboy.bsky.social Hi Mel, hope you've been well!
you can very much say that political violence is wrong but also admit there are levels of corporate malfeasance that should be considered fighting words
FROM: rfk jr TO: all fda employees SUBJECT: For final drug candidate approval, kill & skin bear & wear its skin & submit pictures of you wearing skin of bear TEXT: (blank)
I'm enjoying that I was the last one before a benchmark number. 999 feels better than 1001 for some reason.
I see hidden likes has become a line in the sand.
I am a single issue voter for 2024. I'm going to grill Trump and Biden on is how they will solve the problem of non-functional coin machines at laundromats. Whomever delivers me from this hell better wins my vote.
@eurodollar.bsky.social gm dd. I hope you have a wonderful day. 🫂
@eurodollar.bsky.social dd!!! Did you get into trouble or are you just taking a break on twitter due to the toxicity going on?
I would like to move all the humidity to the winter
One day I'll solve the conundrum of why eating lunch makes me tired, but only at work.
The weather woke up at pm last nigh and chose violence. What did my plant do to deserve all the trouble its had today?!
Walk in to schedule an eye exam, happen to get a one set up for basically right now. Lmao.
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The Last of Us zombie fungus has nothing on the brain-eating, sex-changing, Sacculina barnacle.
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One of my favorite youtube channels is a 40k parody channel that takes video clips, edits a piece of 40k art around it, and just makes a title. 80% of it is Alex Jones and it's amazing how 40kcore he is.
BlueSky is boring bc theres no main character of the day to dunk on therefore i volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb dunk on me plz we need engagement on here
@ellegist.ingroup.social I have a silly idea. Wat if: we have a group chat of sorts off twitter so the homies can get together and you can keep coming up with ideas to entice me to Europe for one reason or another.
@mimi10v3.com Whatcha think about me making a discord server for our lemur gc?
I have an immense need to congratulate powerbottomdad for getting married and am unable to do so on twitter. This is unforgivable.
A WHOPPING TWO POSTS TO GROUP CHATS AND THEN LIMITED. WHAT. THE. HECK.
Can't tell if a car accident happened or my landlord dropped something really loud over. Or fireworks. Or a gunshot.
Oh, it seems the one invite every two weeks thing is working for me now.
AOC really needs to lean into this kind of content more.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@aoc.bsky.social · 3y agoOk! Did you know that the character of Spock & the Vulcan “live long and prosper” 🖖🏽 is actually drawn from the Torah & informed by Nimoy’s Jewish heritage? As a child, Nimoy was in synagogue & snuck a look at the Konahim blessing 🖖🏽. ST centered pluralistic society & he made it part of his character