Bro kills me and then leaves all those amethyst fragments on the floor and I can't pick them up because I'm dead. Rude.
Cthuwu
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first person to have an orgasm must have been like whoa hey wowie!
Found the perfect sized box for if we ever want to ship thumper off somewhere
You can find this little guy in my Etsy shop: https://outregeneration.etsy.com #mushroom #crochet #billwurtz
Ok after 2 weeks in the hospital, he's finally home.
Cthuwu@cthuwu.bsky.social · last wk.my husband has been in the hospital for a week and a half. Maybe he'll get out this week? Who knows? Can't wait to see the bill.
my husband has been in the hospital for a week and a half. Maybe he'll get out this week? Who knows? Can't wait to see the bill.
If you don't know bill wurtz what are you even doing with your life? youtu.be/V0HCZ4YGqbw...
La de da de da de da de day oh
YouTube video by bill wurtz
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This entire video is AI. I don't understand how people don't notice.
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
heaumeau e. rotacism@vashwood.bsky.social · 2w agojoining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
I got a MOSQUITO BITE exactly where the yarn goes over my finger when I crochet so now it itches so much i don't know wtf i'm going to do this is literally the absolute WORST.
Bayb CROCHET on etsy is saying they're selling this brain hat KNITTING pattern from Ravelry. I actually have this brain hat pattern that I bought YEARS ago when I had to pay for it. The original maker of the pattern has since made their patterns free. But Bayb crochet is charging money for it. 1/4
usually I would be sleeping right now but I think all the stress from the last week or so made me tired enough to sleep and I actually got some sleep. I slept from about 3 am until now (about 1:30 pm)
and they said the me too movement was ruining men's careers
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 3w agoDang they really got a category for everything
Gonna convince people pho is breakfast food and then open a pho restaurant where the pho is served in cups. Gonna call it Wake the Pho Cup
ok well have you considered the fact that i 100% would jump into a tiger enclosure if i could?
The Bland Wazoo@zombieboof.bsky.social · 3w agoFandoms are generally awful. Joining a fandom because you really like a show is like jumping into a zoo enclosure because you really like tigers.
also, your stomach is probably full of warm puke right now
more mr. nice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4w agoi bet puke is a refreshing change of pace if you're a toilet
Spinal Tap meets The Hobbit: IT GOES TO ELEVENSIES.