all intelligence is artificial we're all born not knowing anything and then we're "trained" to know things just like the computer this is probably why i keep failing captchas to identify bicycles
java as in javascript
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saw this on vacation i think they call this a “fixer-upper”
> npm install > 10 vulns > run npm audit fix > 17 vulns > run npm audit fix > 18 vulns > goddammit
my holiday to the scottish hebridies is now over can't wait to get back to data hydration pipelines, dashboard monitoring, and reading brain-dead engineering takes online again
i’m on holiday it’s nice to walk into a shop and hear gaelic be spoke
now that england are out of the world cup, i can finally get some peace in my work
forgot how sweaty people can get on the magic: the gathering ranked ladder
Pre-AI: I spent two days working on this project, it doesn't work AI: I spent $2000 in Tokens on this project, it doesn't work
there's this house near where I live and every time i pass it, i can't help but think that a soul eater would starve to death if it lived there
hey claude, fix this shit * hands it 937 failing tests *
semantic versioning is one of the greatest lies we tell ourselves
for the first time in almost a thousand years, the universe has called upon Norway to crush the English
patiently waiting for england to get pumped by mexico in the world cup and have the media blame the weather and the altitude
> hanging up wall cabinet > measure holes > mark holes on wall > check with spirit level > drill holes > holes off by a few mm > fml
nothing says july like the orange walk parading about and winding everyone up the tunes are 300 years old, surely they’d know them by now
a bug in a near 30 year old game is no longer a bug, it’s now a feature W-Item Elixir cloning in Final Fantasy VII
> i joined this organisation because you have such a unique audience pool and a rich history > really? i joined because i left my last job without a plan and these people were the first to give me an offer
WoW War Within Main Plot: Stop the all-devouring void being from consuming reality WoW War Within Delve Subplot with Brann: An ethereal stole all my clothes, get them back please
> back from a holiday > pick up a ticket > open a PR with +5217 and -9912 changes > 98 files modified > good morning vietnam
all these people suffering in the heatwave now know what it feels like to compile a massive Rust project on an under-powered machine in a poorly ventilated room
this is a two-way road with a speed limit of 60 mph (~100kmh) it’s wide enough for one car
