Chuck Topley

@ctopley.bsky.social

Cheerful, apathetic, cheerfully apathetic. Mostly. (He/him)

"And the Children Shall Lead" is on. Absolute worst episode. Hate it. But just realized two things: 1. Bones doesn't see the Gorgon. He would've tried to kick its ass for hurting the kids. 2. Bones also doesn't see the kids at their evil brattiest. He would've spanked them, dead parents or no.

Screenshot from "And the Children Shall Lead" as Bones takes those bratty, bratty, bratty damn kids off the bridge; hopefully to give 'em each a big spoonful of cod liver oil and put 'em to bed without supper.

Indy car racing might be one of the most should-be-cool-as-shit-but-actually-sucks-ass things in the world. (See also: America.) By all means, let's have a race where it's a total pain in the ass for everybody who already lives and works there; and not even let them watch it. Fuck that.

NPR@npr.org · 3d ago

Sunday's course takes high-speed cars right past the National Gallery of Art and three Smithsonian museums. Art experts worry about the works inside, but organizers say they don't expect damage. n.pr/4xgXI38

There's bodycam footage on the news today, of cops helping out with the local fires--good job, guys...but I can't help but notice, that footage only gets released when it makes you look like heroes. Good luck getting that footage if there's any questions.

I had the GHOST RIDER movies on the other day; and might be getting all my Riders together. Caretaker I bought new, way back when. (Technically a Sam Elliot figure!) Vengeance had a proper Toy Biz Marvel Legends figure, but is long past due for an update; even if he’s become obscure.

Toy Biz GHOST RIDER Vengeance and Caretaker figures. 

More like “Ghost Walker,” I don’t think either of these came with anything to ride.

So when I was in high school, one evening my grandma was so excited to watch a movie rental. She said she heard it was based on a true story. When the dead baseball players start coming out of the cornfield, my sister and I look at each other...Grandma's like, hmm, that doesn't seem right...

Tamper Proof Lid@readuction.bsky.social · last wk.

The film was a transparent attempt at magical realism because that was just getting translated for more mainstream audiences. And it shows the writer(s) struggled to grapple with what that entails given their utter lack of spirituality/experience, etc.

The house ad for it works even better, but it's a tough one to get your head around. So to speak. Target Masters: my gun turns into a guy! Like a pal. Cool. Head Masters: my head turns into...somebody else? What the...?! Also, is that spaced correctly, is this what we're doing?

House ad for Marvel's THE TRANSFORMERS: HEAD MASTERS. Man, I'm not sure it should be spaced like that.  A robot appears to be tearing off his own head, possibly as prelude to punting it away from them. Whom amongst us, right?

"War. War. War. It's enough to give a robot a headache."
Popeye Otaku@popeyeotaku.bsky.social · last wk.

I like how everything Budianski cooked up for the Headmasters -- from the story concept for the toyline to the comick itself -- was all abosluke dogshit essep thisk extremely bizarre, striking image of the guy riping orf his own head in the name of peace

a robot brutally rips off his own robohead as the startled inhabitants look on, their planet in flames

This is the time of year when my house fills up with these weird little bugs. They’re harmless and I don’t mind them but I can’t figure out their life cycle: 1. Bumble about my house aimlessly 2. Die

Weird little bugs. Not as big as the picture makes them look.

Got Marrina and Box today! (Oh, and some other figures that were mostly for the Build-a-Figure. Dark Hawkeye, fah!) I don't think Alpha Flight ever had Sasquatch, a Wendigo, and Box on the roster at the same time. Salary cap issue, probably.

Marvel Legends Alpha Flight! The box set (Vindicator, Shaman, Northstar, Aurora, Snowbird, and Puck) plus Guardian, Sasquatch, the Wendigo, Marrina, and Box.

To go with the CONAN: BATTLE OF THE BLACK STONE and Red Sonja Epic H.A.C.K.S. figures, today we got the SUPER 7 Ultimates Kull. Who might be a 7-inch scale, but doesn't look bad with them. (Kull was less expensive than either, and I got him cheaper still!)

Super 7 Ultimates Kull, CONAN: BATTLE OF THE BLACK STONE and 
Red Sonja Epic H.A.C.K.S.  figures.

KULL: (to Conan) Have you wanted to be king?
CONAN: Aye.
KULL: Don't. I'd have been happier as anything else. The peasants wouldn't know a good king if he slapped them in the ass with an axe. And I can't murder the landowner class, for some reason.Super 7 Ultimates Kull, CONAN: BATTLE OF THE BLACK STONE and 
Red Sonja Epic H.A.C.K.S.  figures. Kull has turned to Sonja, while Conan appears to be considering something.
KULL: (to Sonja) On the other hand...have you wanted to be queen?

Hey, shoot your shot, king.
Chuck Topley@ctopley.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I always mention how I miss when Conan and Red Sonja were default Marvel characters; but I finally got a couple shots of them together. That's the new CONAN: BATTLE OF THE BLACK STONE and Red Sonja Epic H.A.C.K.S. 1:12 Scale figures.

CONAN: BATTLE OF THE BLACK STONE and 
Red Sonja Epic H.A.C.K.S. 1:12 Scale figures. Conan is holding his face, because Sonja just popped him one.
CONAN: Crom's blood, woman! If you were a man--
SONJA: If I were a man, you would've stopped grabbing my ass by now. Now, are you ready to work, you Cimmerian lout?

I tried to do Conan's word balloon sort of like Dark Horse did? And Sonja likes Conan well enough to not outright stab him, but Conan probably had that coming.

Blue Bottle Games, as a policy, does not use generative AI. It's something we've discussed as a team, weighing the pros and cons, and ultimately, we decided it was not for us. Recently, while chatting with a colleague, she mentioned it was useful hearing our reasoning. So: Sharing time! 1/12