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- A bag of [7-12] possums - My handle is a Dune joke - Very sorry about the bug. Will patch shortly.
I set up some cline rules to make my Kimi models occasionally take on the tone/mannerisms of F1 driver Kimi Antonelli. This has been overall delightful, except that time where Kimi2.7 exceeded track limits and made a bunch of GitHub issues filled to the brim with F1 jargon 😅
Nobody: Literally no one: Claude: Jacques Villeneuve would personally hate your linter.
My autism and I, about to make the baby hippo my whole personality for the next 4-6 business weeks I MEAN LOOK AT THE BB 🥰
Knoebel 🛬 Gamescom@knoebel.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe Berlin Zoo named their baby Hippo Brötchen. :) (Bread roll 🥖)
I know I am late to the party but I just started watching Fallout and I know it’s set in 2296 but it’s got strong 2241 vibes and I love that so much.
Joked that I wish I hadn’t started the whole let’s-slap-a-viewer-on-a-collector-all-willy-nilly trend. Then I did some GitHub archeology out of curiosity and y’all I’m so sorry
Look at you. Worrying about the gay agenda. Meanwhile this entire time your car has had a trans mission.
“Sucking at [CI] is the first step to becoming sorta good at [CI]” - Jake the Dev …or something is going to splat I don’t know it’s okay I’ll fix it 🤷
One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?
Youth Mobility + Youth Independence should be key metrics of a city's success.
Yeeted feat:metrics into main at 10pm last night like… #otel-desktop-viewer
Frodo: It's Done (Lord of the Rings)
Alt: Frodo: It's Done (Lord of the Rings)
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🧠: You should combine two hobbies. Me: Alright. I’m listening. 🧠: You should overengineer the entire fuck out it! Me: Obviously I’ll overengineer the fuck out of it. What were you thinking? Knitting and mending? 🧠: F1 and OpenTelemetry Me: Why are you like this? 🧠: 🫸🔭❤️🏎️🫷NOW KISS!!!
My refactors bring all the boys to the yard. And they’re like: “Really Mila, you had nothing better to do with your one precious life? Family? Hobbies? Literally anything else?” And I’m like: “Please leave my yard Jarnathan, we’ve talked about this...”
Seriously why did nobody tell me that metrics is the fun signal? I mean traces are still best signal, but like… aggregation temporality is neat!
At the very least, I should be able to interpolate where my most recent setback has left me on my healing journey without having to shift my whole healing thing into log space to avoid healing bias near the bounds of my healing buckets.
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 4mo agothey should invent a healing that is linear
Working on metrics is like being on Stargate Atlantis: a running thread until I ship metrics 🧵: 1. Currently writing some edge case sql to "align the zero threshold when aggregating exponential histograms" which is pretty interesting irl but sounds like peak Meredith Rodney McKay behaviour.
a person is typing on a blue keyboard in front of a computer screen that says gifrun.com
Alt: This clip from Stargate Atlantis shows Meredith Rodney McKay input something illegible into his bulky military-grade tablet. After a moment, the text "ACTION IS NOT POSSIBLE AT THIS TIME" appears on a terminal. Rodney shakes the tablet in frustration while calling it a piece of junk. This is funny because metrics are hard, y'all,
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Pocket-sized thermal sticker printers are, hands down, the best thing to have come out of this poxy timeline in years. The rest of it can go kick rocks. These things are great.
I’m firmly back on my unhinged opentelemetry bullshit just so you know. 😁
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. FOSS nerds: the Torment Nexus cannot be ethical until it is Open Source
