i don't want to be nice i want to punch holes and cry. Alas i have been asked to be nice
when they try to blame capitalism as a system in order to dismiss the idea that people can just personally be straight up racist 🙁
Walked in to a sweet employee with a bright smile Ordered a pumpkin donut Amazing so good. Packed a punch of delicious spiced flavor. Yummy!Way to go with the seasonal flavor of pumpkin spice.
alien pretending to be human by claiming that they "watch the latest shows"
an oil tycoon threw popcorn at me at a movie theater
I dont recall making these plans. I think i was poisoned when making these plans. I dont think i wouldve said yes to something like this
he couldnt conceive of a reality in which someone disliked farmers markets
What is happening in the world that made “line dancing” ok for people to do
he's doing awesome flippy tricks with his pencil why does he not offer to teach me
I am disinclined to take the advice of King doofus, much less his small doofus underlings
"rain or shine, it's english time, baby! let's go!!!" - junior lemming
I bet you still jack off with your butt cheeks out and shoes on
a junior lemming lost a tiny skateboard beneath the teacher's desk... i rescued it 😇 and said "careful" without the "son"...
why is it sticking its nonstick this shouldn't b happening
Dont worry. I think I have picked a sufficiently subversive location for our “mixer”. Have you heard of a lo-fi brewery?