Dr. Aefke
@angelinbottle.bsky.social
You’ve got a friend in me He him Yieldable objet Kim ❤️🔥
I still cant believe they use canvas in grad school. I thought you would just text your profs screenshots of your papers
Does your mom know youre gay? I learned that in philosophy class
A bird in the hand is better than poo in the bush #wipingbacktofront
i need to see one thousand beautiful things every day or i will freak out and kill
My most racist friend is voting for some pretty problematic people :/ very disappointing
On my first twitter account one of my only reply guys was a big anti circumcision advocate and he would like riff in my replies but also dm me videos of uncut penises and be like this is what theyre taking from us
it’s a good thing i am as emotionally stable as i am.
they should invent saran wrap that doesnt make you want to kill people whenever you have to use it
I shaved my asshole and it feels like im sitting on ants #nowwhat
Bricky tgirl with weird trans masc raising ugly cats is the nuclear family of our times
Business casual with no bra. Its like therapist but also slut
Youre not allowed to have boobs if you want to be a therapist. Patients cant focus on their cbt worksheets with your cleavage out. Psychoanalysts, on the other hand, are encouraged to dress like sluts so as to intensify the transference
[at the gymnasium] all of these men are dressed as if they know i have an erection???
I wish Lorne Michaels was implicated with Epstein because then maybe SNL could be cancelled
Make sure to include punctuation in your tweets. When they read it in court, you want to make sure they do the timing and delivery as you intended it
fiber is an intentional component of my diet #woke
My cats are galloping about the house like mustangs their making my scream