I think my boyfriend has oppositional defiant disorder

planning to yawn imminently

Ive eaten five pounds of berries today

Dead iverson endures

Thank god my boyfriend voted for kamala. She wouldve lost without him

She is so cool she has so much swag

Headaches: gods wonderful gift to humanity

king lemming is in distress. my liege, we are sending aid

attempting to neutralize the destructive king lemming by surrounding him with sullen lemmings

king lemming is sullen..... my machinations are in motion 😇

when lemmings begin to historicize their present lemming moment, that is when you win

goldfish, m.a.@cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 4w ago

pov you watch a man not comprehend his historical moment

In this strange and beautiful world a Goldfish can influence the learning of lemmings, who have kings and who go to the archive

I made it up. It could be right

Put your right hand over your boob. Ready, begin:

I wrote a whole book on metynomy. Or however you spell it

This is my politics

whole bus smell like dog food and twerking 🫩

I sort of just assume that most of you are filipina

The pee just went down my butt cheek #homeworknotdone #homeworktodo

The walmart plus app will make your period feel like a wonderful dream

If you can tell me how many subscriptions youre paying for i will let you see my pussy. Download rocket money today

Its important to have at least one jacket which does not serve the function of a jacket

There are yet more bug bites undiscovered

This Young White Boy Moved North to Be Polyamorous

This Old White Man Makes the Most Authentic Omelettes in Cincinnati

Im trying to pay attention to racism. Because of school

“Who will critique the cracker theyfabs on blue sky? Certainly not a cracker theyfab on blue sky” - a cracker theyfab on blue sky

On my death bed i think what i will regret the most will be all the late summers i wasted not eating enough peaches

My favorite part of watching mma is when the referee gently caresses the losers head when the fight is over. Gloved hands on bald head letting him know: its gonna be ok its gonna all be ok

Im five years old and my community is conspiring to kill me