I’m only 30 but I’m already starting to have “back in my day” feels about shit lmao

playing fortnite is a red flag btw

Still alive 👋

About time yall realized Nicki is a piece of shit

Every time a straight dude calls me “boss” I lose like 20 minutes off my lifespan

When I see my man’s big brown puppy dog eyes my heart goes pitter patter

Yall I am literally on cloud 9 life is so good

I need to rewatch invader zim

He completes me 🥰

whenever there’s a survivor challenge where they have to keep their arms up it’s like a treat for me bc i get to see all the armpits that you KNOW are so stinky

Softie for Friday

It’s almost my 8th year living in San Francisco :o

What an amazing Folsom this year

Fantasizing about bcd tofu house like it’s sex

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Jennifer Tilly in bride of chucky is absolutely my spirit animal

Happy saturgay

Big Dipper is really still on the apps in LA lmfao

my mental health if yall sent me armpit pics

High at the beach while snooze by sza is blasting ✨

Men who can rock the stache make me weak in the knees

Seeing some conservative dipshits I grew up with posting support for Charlie Kirk makes me want to jump outta my own skin

Tuesday!

Sitting on your lap would fix me. 🥰

Why is a man’s ability to chug a beer so hot to me