I think if I were in a biker gang I'd like my name to be "Pond Scum." Which I think I deserve and could live up to. The trick would be doing just enough pond stuff that they get the hint without overdoing it and getting some other pond-related nickname.
Last day where I have to entertain the kids for three hours before they go back to school
Here's my thoughts on salami: I know it ain't good for you but a little goes a long way for making a sandwich something special
It is my 50th birthday today. To celebrate, gift yourself a kindness that you feel you may not deserve.
Mesoamerica....maybe the coolest sounding word with "america" in it
Working on a new rap song about Venom (the Spider-Man antihero). There's no new movie currently planned but I wanted to have one ready just in case. It will also have heavy metal in it, and some facts about Venom. Even if there's no movie it will be useful for new Venom fans.
I hate our age of bronze! When's it going to be the silver age already!
Does anyone else remember a small chain in the southeast called Grocery Realm? Or was I in one of those extended comas where you live several decades and "wake up" with a permanent epistemological wound? Their slogan was "Great savings await, for those who dare"
Dominos emailing on a Friday that I have some points about to expire....what can I say ya got me
Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪
Frank Frazetta painting of me and my large dog, I am pictured sitting on a throne of skulls symbolizing the challenges I've overcome and enemies I've vanquished, he is pictured licking his penis because he wouldn't stop doing that.
Finally, the tactical Uno that will allow men to play Uno.
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Enough is enough: I have signed the open letter asking why there aren't any boobs in the Odyssey movie.
SVU character: I'm NOT gay. I have relationships with women... and SEX with men. Woke Ice T: That's normal. I'm not going to put a label on you right now
Walked outside and immediately felt something drip on my shirt, looked up and it's a commando that a the Predator strung up. The mayor campaigned on fixing the Predator problem but all he did is set up a Tableau dashboard where you can see the number of reports. Which has selection bias btw
Im getting a lot of responses about solving this with tshirts, exercise, body positivity, etc and i want to clarify: my problem is specifically with Kobe Bryant. I don't like Kobe.
greg2hats@cyberbadboy.com · last wk.Guy with the least defined arms you've ever seen: Another great day to wear my Kobe jersey
Guy with the least defined arms you've ever seen: Another great day to wear my Kobe jersey
Been eating a handful of blueberries every morning and I don't like how when I take them out of the fridge, eat a bunch, and then put them back in I know I look exactly like Polyphemus
One funny thing in the Odyssey is that Odysseus' whole explanation for why he needs to hear the sirens is the same as people who ask for the source of some esoteric porno image "for research"
Saw the woke Odyssey with the 13 year old yesterday and it's a great movie for both age brackets. Graphic content not excessive, moral vision and didacticism about right for kids who haven't figured out how to live yet and old asses who have.
