This is a very important topic in my culture

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10h ago

locally foraged seed

Some of you would be really mad at me if you knew how delinquent I've been with applying sunscreen this summer

What if i just randomly switched my name to a different gay guy name like kyle?

The Golden Spurtle is the best film i have seen this year

Ok why is it damp and greasy though

When my tea is too hot:

mikestarrunner@mikestarrunner.gg · 5d ago

I should have asked for milk.

As a self-appointed governess, this is an important etiquette lesson i teach my charges

gorlock@gorlock.bsky.social · 5d ago

have a nice smell is the more polite way of saying smell ya later

I'm near Port hope now. There are fields of brassica here. Possibly kale

loveeee sharting

i also have this problem on every train trip where i finish all the snacks i brought before the train even gets to the next major town. It doesn't matter if i eat before i get on the train either. #imnotperfect

Lady in front of me on the train has a shoulder tattoo that says 'here and now' in cursive. Just in case you wanted to know

paternity jorts

When i was 13 we went on a class trip to medieval times (i guess they wanted to show us what things were like without religion). The teacher called me a pervert for putting my chicken leg and napkin in the tealight flame but what do you expect when you put fire in front of children

Oopsie 👉👈

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 5d ago

Drifting SpaceX rocket heading for accidental collision with moon

Sorry i can't computer today. I slept on my right arm and it feels bad and i feel sorry for myself

“Straight acting and masculine” okay well I’m gay acting and a nightmare

I ate the juiciest plums for dessert and I might eat some more

using nanotechnology

I dropped off 3 books at one of the free little libraries in my neighbourhood and found this gem (Mrs Beeton's all about Cookery) to take home with me

My influencer content would be, "Come with me while i show you how to find bugs and trichotillomania a bald patch in one of my eyebrows"

You're my best friend

clammy pink

They make robot litterboxes fitted with cameras so you can watch your cat's facial expression while it poops

If I'm knitting a baby blanket but have depression, will i transfer the depression to the baby through the blanket? Etsy witchcraft is out of my purview

I just bought myself a trip to Québec City for the weekend of my bday. I haven't been before so it was a splurge but it I could have flown to a European city and stayed in a nice hotel for the same or cheaper than visiting Québec. Such is life

If refined sugar ever got some sort of diarrhoea pathogen, i would be so skinny from all the diarrhoea I'd have

inglorious cat turds

I invented a new game called TADPOLES. 2 or more players in a shallow body of water, wriggle around until someone sloughs off and leaves the vernal pool