Dan Flashes
@dan-j-flashes.bsky.social
Work in HE ed tech, love ice hockey, dogs, playing drums, and drinking good bourbon. I have a Simpsons quote in the chamber for every possible scenario.
Close tie between "Waterworld" and "Batman Forever". Kevin Costner with gills is tough to top, but Batman Forever was just So. Fucking. Bad.
Defector@defector.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
Low key best part of watching them take Trump's name off the Kennedy Center is that you can hear the workers all speaking Spanish to one another.
The NHL rigged the Sidney Crosby lottery to keep the Penguins/Mario Lemieux afloat and help them secure a new arena so they wouldn't move to Kansas City.
Sam Lloyd@llamsoyd.bsky.social · 4mo agoin honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.
Of all the things--and there are many--that I find annoying about the US Men's Hockey team and Kash Patel, I think as a hockey fan it's this: These are players who won't physically TOUCH the Stanley Cup unless they win it, but they were A-OK with putting their gold medal around Patel's neck.
The first three minutes of this USA/Slovakia game looks like many a beer league game I've played in where one team has been bumped up a league too high for their ability level and just gets pinned in their own end by the other. #USAHockey
Reasons that MS Teams sucks #11,256,603: They discontinued the app for Macintosh. Fine, whatever. Every single time I have to join a meeting, IT STILL PROMPTS ME TO JOIN WITH THE TEAMS APP. THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
Look, I’m no fan of Notre Dame, but I think they absolutely have a right to be pissed off for being excluded while we’re forced to watch James Madison have NO business being on the field with Oregon.
This is me shouting into the void, but at what point did "influencers" decide that "influencer" videos should be you holding a phone and a small wireless microphone up visibly in front of your face in a bathroom mirror? Your shit ain't "influencing" me if you spent $12 and two minutes on this video.
Feeling sad for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and Chris Lavoie as I mourn hearing of Jim Ward's passing. I first heard him on their show back in 2004. Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.
I'm reading this thread, and as I'm reading it all I hear in my head is Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids saying, "Oh, you're really doin' it, aren't ya? You're shittin' in the street."
Emily Flitter@emilyflitter.bsky.social · 9mo agoAs a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
To his credit Cheney was the original "I can shoot someone and get away with it" guy
"For some reason he's decided he doesn't have enough time to shower today"
Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account)@thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 9mo ago"that doesn't sound comfortable"
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
@chanda.bsky.social Wow, I'm only two chapters in but Crystal Pepsi is already catching strays
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
Alt: Carl from The Simpsons in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar at Moe's Tavern making the "chef's kiss" gesture with his mouth and fingers
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