In 2004 I spoiled Shrek 2 for a middle school classmate and have been feeling guilty about it ever since
Dan, from the web
@danfromtheweb.bsky.social
don't know what this is about, so it must be art
anytime i have been in a rental unit with one of these thermostats, the only options allowed are to do the exact opposite of what you want. they only serve to remind us that every societal trend is to make our lives miserable and convoluted. there is a god and he has forsaken us
i wonder if angel hernandez is having a bad time in his life. i hope so
busy day at the office, some coworkers have spent 15 minutes discussing their idea to invent and market a THC/alcohol beverage called "Crossfade"
Tfw you are ready to tend to your farm/land because breathing in wildfire smoke is all mental
If I was in congress I would propose a bill where the sun is up for both the morning and the evening all year in the US. Problem solved
Enough of these shitty dads throwing derby pitches to their sons. Let's have the fans vote on who throws. Shohei Ohtani, welcome back, guess what, you're taking swings off of Lars from Metallica
If twitter was like it was 10 years ago I'd tweet at AT&T and say "Ted from the commercials just showed up to my nephew's baptism to tell us we can use our AT&T phones to share our photos, no one here has even met him before"
Mom just texted me to tell me she replied to my email
i am at the courtney barnett show in philly, and there is a guy here who looks like sean mcdermott
got a "go sixers" from the other guy buying fungal cream at CVS!
If The Onion is giving Infowars to Tim Heidecker then it's only fair that Gregg Turkington gets AV Club
just saw an advertisement on youtube for a guy called "Dr. Josh Ass"
UCLA's extra jersey is 26 in honor of Chase Utley, no wonder they are going to win the title
Simply one of the most chaotic starts to an individual's Wikipedia page you can find
banned from the local karaoke night after doing the song from that turbotax commercial
Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:
FBI Teaches Agents: 'Mainstream' Muslims Are 'Violent, Radical'
The FBI is teaching its agents that ordinary American Muslims are likely to be terrorist sympathizers; that the Prophet Mohammed was a “cult leader”; and that Islamic charity is no more than a “fundin...
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Eric Holder@ericholder.bsky.social · 5mo agoBob was more than a colleague to me. He was a friend. I hope that Bob Mueller‘s family is comforted on this sad day by the pride that those of us who served with him all feel. We were all fortunate to work with this great American. Bob made the nation better. Rest in peace my dear friend.
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
The number of people who acknowledge the horrible US history of regime change in other countries ... and also don't have the object permanence to realize this is yet another example is staggering. There is nothing just about what the US is doing in Venezuela
gathering the family around to listen to our favorite christmas song: "Our Values Are Under Attack" by Tim Heidecker
got a ticket in the mail from the PPA for parking in a loading zone a couple of weeks ago, even though kurt vile already told everyone it was ok
writing a song about the time i saw a guy who looked like brandon ingram at a chick-fil-a
Gonna buy a range rover on account of this commercial where some guy shows that you can drive it around a rich lady's castle