Bum hat Bum hat Poo face bum hat Two messages on the fridge Some appliance-based chat
Barbello Barbz
@dangermike.bsky.social
Him? He likes: Music - Food - Wine - Absurd Humour - TTRPGs - Gardening - Norfolk - Anti-Fascism 🏴 Homepride man hater.
Not many people know this, but in America, the Edinburgh Fringe is called the Edinburgh Bangs.
Does every family with magnetic fridge letters make messages like these?
The world is a kinder place now Rod Liddle is dead, I don’t see the contradiction. 🤷
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 13h agoI was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
Me, to the general public, when I walk up Prince of Wales Road wearing a tux.
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23h agoI am smarter than you by a wide margin.
I mean, if you insist on buying a BMW, you deserve anything you get.
Interestingly… Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
Maybe not the best but: Experience Music for the Jilted Generation Fat if the Land
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
Walked up to the bar and asked for a pint of cider and a pint of mayonnaise; I meant lemonade. 😕
You hear that? That’s the sound of a hundred racist briefcases, screeching impotently.
The National@scotnational.bsky.social · last wk.BREAKING: The Met Police have confirmed no further action will be taken against Green Party leader Zack Polanski after he inadvertently shared an image on social media depicting a man wearing a black T-shirt with a picture of a guillotine and the words: 'We’re only making plans for Nigel'
Your boyfriend’s favourite song is A Little Bit of Luck by DJ Luck and MC Neat.
Barbello Barbz@dangermike.bsky.social · last wk.Your boyfriend only goes to bars with a smart shoes policy.
Your boyfriend only goes to bars with a smart shoes policy.
Barbello Barbz@dangermike.bsky.social · last wk.Your boyfriend wears CK One.
Gambling adverts should be banned in the same way that cigarette and heroin adverts are banned.
If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope?
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.AI sell-off deepens as chip stocks slump in market retreat - business live
‘Got and idea lxds, let’s try and grow the economy by reducing the amount of money people have to spend on goods and services locally.’
Saul Staniforth@saulstaniforth.bsky.social · last wk.#GMB: "On welfare.. [Burnham] says he wants to make it harder for people to claim benefits.. so in his words 'you might increase the conditions required to receive benefits'"
Don’t mean to brag, but I just won first prize and the Stardew Valley Fair.
If you see this, quote skeet yourself wearing sunglasses.
Jack@jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this quote a pic of you wearing sunglasses. 🕶️ 🌞
Going to Ipswich today, lxds. Despite the location, I’m quite looking forward to it.
If you see this, quote a pic of you in glasses!
Mr.Snrub@mrsnrub.bsky.social · 2w agoIf you see this, quote a pic of you in glasses.
They tried to make me go to Texas and I said ‘No, no, no’ (I will be at a music festival somewhere in Norfolk)