I don’t know where to post anymore. I was really excited for my photoshoot and it got almost zero engagement. It sucks creating content now

I did a Barbenheimer photoshoot this weekend and it was everything I could’ve hoped for

Too hot for pants

Follow me on bluesky. Follow me on Instagram. Follow me on threads. Follow me into the fucking ocean and let the void consume us in the abyss.

I truly cannot bring myself to be excited about another app

Omg finally

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

Am I supposed to be professional or fun on this app

Dogs

Delighted to figure out the perfect post-flight skincare routine: * d'Alba White Truffle spray serum during flight * Dr Gross gentle daily peel after flight * Cosrx Advanced Snail Hydrogel Eye Patch combined with * Torriden Dive-In Low Molecule Hyaluronic Acid Mask Sheet

I forgot what life was like outside of the hellthread. Yesterday was Mother's Day??

The hellthread broke me first, then my notifications

I briefly saw the hellthread and I think that means I’m dead now?

A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?” The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”

I reverse engineered Twitter's encrypted DM implementation so you don't have to (it's probably the worst end-to-end encrypted messenger that isn't literally broken, and Signal is basically better in every way, but it doesn't seem actively dangerous) https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/66791.html

us: eating mushrooms for lunch me: “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” them: ??? me:

Does anyone in SF have recording equipment I could borrow? I would love to interview my mom and her technical journey 👀

Shane Becker@veganstraightedge.com · 3y ago

This is amazing. I would love if someone did a project of collecting stories like the ones she told you of our literal/industry elders and predecessors. Video interviews, written website, anything. Thank you for sharing a bit about her.

My mom was a programmer in the 60s. I took her to an event with the last remaining IBM 1401 where we got to program it using the last punch cards in existence. A TechCrunch bro was also at the event loudly asking why this mattered and she schooled the shit out of him

Hello my fellow odd ducks, I hope today is ok to you

I had a dream that Robert Downey Jr. won a Grammy for Best R&B Album and I was his hair stylist.

Danielle Leong @danielleleong.com · 3y ago

Everyone in my Following tab is either talking about content moderation or mothers, both which are sore subjects for me today. Where my unhinged accounts at, what’s weird today?

Here for #boglife

Working in trust & safety is just watching people rediscover your work years later when they could’ve just listened to you the first time

Found guilty of being an absolute lad and a bloody legend

Everyone in my Following tab is either talking about content moderation or mothers, both which are sore subjects for me today. Where my unhinged accounts at, what’s weird today?

what people persist in calling "main character" is 99 times out of 100 somebody (often a teen) who said something innocuous, had it explode out of their local context, and responded inexpertly when suddenly mocked by thousands of people. algorithmic The Lottery. it's cruel and should not be mourned

The only correct answer is to be in an open relationship with rice and have a noodle side piece

Danielle Leong @danielleleong.com · 3y ago

THIS SENT ME INTO A GENUINE PANIC MARRY RICE FUCK NOODLES KILL BREAD IM SORRY

📢 1.28 is now available! - Mutelists - Content filtering settings now sync between devices - Your email now shows in the settings page - Links should open in app if not on staging.

This is my favorite feature on here Bluesky and I hope it never changes