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👨‍👩‍👧 Husband, Dad, 30, vegetarian, leftist 💼 Senior Software Engineer 🎶 House, Techno, Indie Pop, Downtempo, Hip Hop, Experimental, etc. 🍉 Watermelon enjoyer 🧩 speedrunning, movies, tv, etc. 💅 gender? hardly know her. (they/ he/ she)

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

NBC Headline: "9/11 cheerleading reenactment leaves local community shocked"

The Onion @theonion.com · 2d ago

U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft https://theonion.com/u-s-instates-military-wife-draft/

U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft
American Women Face Mandatory Conjugal Service

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · 2d ago

a cat looms over traffic with the caption Wake up superstar
capitalism demands your sacrifice

🍉Buffet Time🍉@danielturcich.com · 2d ago

The Republican party is a party of pedophiles

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago

Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."

🍉Buffet Time🍉@danielturcich.com · 4d ago

Reminder every single Republican politician is evil

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 4d ago

a republican congressman allegedly broke his two-year-old daughter's collarbone and he somehow hasn't been run out of congress. there really is no bridge too far for these ghouls.

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4d ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”

🍉Buffet Time🍉@danielturcich.com · 5d ago

The average person from NJ who moves to PA (but not Philly)

Travis Miller@justtmill.bsky.social · 5d ago

Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)@danlehner.bsky.social · 6d ago

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · last wk.

Another classic case of “sucks to suck”.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
BONDS
Are Therapists to Blame for the Rise of Adults Cutting Off
Their Parents?
Many moms and dads believe that their adult children are getting bad advice-and a growing number of researchers agree.
'Everything becomes trauma!

katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · last wk.

That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter

Chad Livengood@chadlivengood.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: Husband killed his wife, six kids before taking his own life in west Michigan, police say www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

🍉Buffet Time🍉@danielturcich.com · last wk.

Stop thinking fascists only exist in America. Don't listen to random Europeans lying acting like it's just "hehe toll road disagreements" in their country.

Kimberley Johnson@kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · last wk.

It's not a disagreement about politics. Itr's a morality/decency thing.

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · last wk.

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.

Moo @mooeena.site · 2w ago

A WORM I HAVE A PET WORM #guineapig

Guinea pig reaching to the top of his hay rack is stretch out into an insane zig zag

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you're back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.
Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.
The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.

Daisy Dyson @theangrypianist.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tiny bean vs massive potato. #guineapigs #cavias #animals #pets #huisdieren

Celestipigs Caviary: Guinea Pigs / Cavies 🐹✨@celestipigscaviary.bsky.social · 2w ago

✨ BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT ✨ NFS | A tiny Cal abby sow, incomplete abby but she's will help us in our lines long term! super excited to continue my cal abby journey #guineapig #cavy #cavies #guineapigs #モルモット

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 2w ago

Spain edited Trump out of its celebratory photo.

🍉Buffet Time🍉@danielturcich.com · 2w ago

I've started work on an list of normal accounts that have posted AI images uncritically. I've found them mostly via the "Catch Up" feed. Feel free to subscribe to it, I just don't want to waste my time seeing people who post AI bullshit. #fuckAi #blockAi #blocklist bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is art, to me.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 2w ago

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

Metin Seven (Moon Child's dad 🌝)@seven.eurosky.social · 2w ago

Photo of a van with a text printed on its back: "We fix what ChatGPT said you should try!"

Tashu Cashew @tashucashew.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tiny Dancer Rabbits & Cavies@tinydancerrabbits.bsky.social · 3w ago

Crumpet has invented a new shape. #guineapig #guineapigs #CAVY #cavy

red eyed white american guinea pig. She is laying down and her little toys are peeking out from under her. She is looking at the camera. The angle of the picture and the way she is laying makes her look obese. Kind of like a melting bowl of ice cream.

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 3w ago

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”

Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 3w ago

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Gary K. Wolf •
••
I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3w ago

What the fuck am I supposed to do with sunlight at 7am

Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 3w ago

People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises

The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers

A yellow Backmarket poster in the subway showing a pink Game Boy with the caption “AB > AI”

Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 3w ago

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈@esedia.bsky.social · 3w ago

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking

James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 3w ago

My god. The Heritage Foundation, which mercilessly attacked transgender kids in order to protect the "integrity of women's sports," is now attacking the legal basis for women's sports. The transgender student decision is barely 2 weeks old.