Palmer, Dolly Parton has been famous for two verified miracles for longer than I've been alive

BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 4d ago

important to remember that the process takes some time and requires at least two verified miracles.

I feel blessed that my childhood moral compass was shaped by LeVar Burton, Dolly Parton, and Fred Rogers.

I hope you have a sweet homecoming today, Dolly. Thank you for everything - your philanthropy, your beautiful heart, your cheeky sense of humor, and for standing up for big hair, big makeup, and big dreams. Give Carl a hug for us. ❤️

Sometimes I think about the professor who tried to score down a paper because I used the term "cabin crew" instead of "flight attendants" and said "no one uses that term." Get wrecked, Paul.

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 6d ago

Air to Ground Message: HI MYSELF AND FO ARE FIT FOR DISCRETION ALL CABIN CREW ARE NOT THAT IS NOT Area: Southampton, UK Type: Airbus A319 A: #ac3c5919df1 F: #f1155821690

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Outcall Provider: Oh, no thank you. I brought my own water.

Mistress Matisse@mistressmatisse.bsky.social · last wk.

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Dominatrist: I’m going to piss in that cup, and then I’m going to make you drink it

Went to the Locks today to watch fish and harbor seals and boats go up. A good day.

We did not pass the stage check today to solo and we are feeling sad.

You: Hey! How are you? What have you been up to? Me, glassy eyed: ATOMATOFLAMES. Air speed indicator. Tachometer. Oil pressure gauge. Manifold pressure gauge. Altimeter...

No flying today. Too smoky. 😔

15 landings today. Brain is fried. 🥴

Are we still sharing Amazon wishlists? What have we moved on to? I have needs for my tropical getaway next month during my birthday week.

Attention Seattle, today is the start of planes screaming through the sky for hours each day. 😑😩

Today a Blue Angel had to wait for me to land before they could come in. 🦅America🦅

I spent the last two hours working on a flight training scholarship application and I'm so fried afterward that I'm laying in bed under the blankets and playing games on my phone.

Today I bought myself an inflatable stand-up paddleboard with $200 I don't really have so I could enjoy outdoor time with friends and work on my tan. 😩😂

I'm an optimist at heart because I start every day opening my news app thinking, "Maybe it happened..."

Y'ALL. I just got the digital version of my bachelors diploma. Summa cum laude. We did it, team. 🥺

Growing ever closer to my first solo and moving from student pilot to pilot. 🥳

Yes, it's fun to be sexy for money but the really rewarding part is when we get to meet each other. Nothing more radical than sharing space with another sex worker and resting in the comraderie, no matter how fleeting.

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Me, to my sister's cat who I am catsitting: Well, bud, you know they say it happens in threes...

One down, two to go! 🤞🏼

Ah, yes. Very cool and normal behavior 😐

We are beginning to have questions about the explosions outside.

Could you imagine if It Happened on America's birthday?

Try Not To Laugh

Alt: A man trying unsuccessfully to not laugh.

static.klipy.com

My car was making a funny sound so I took it in, expecting a huge repair bill. Thankfully it was easy to take care of. Cost:: $1,500. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I had a brief convo with an elder gay today that broke my heart. He told me that he's socially and personally conservative because he's scared that /those gays/ might cause too much ruckus and cause a backslide in hard won rights. I didn't know how to tell him that I am one of /those gays/.

Bald eagles are majestic and shit but I really hate them when they're hanging out around airports. Like, please, bro. I don't want to crash into you in my little plane. Please fuck off.