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Smaller than Reggie White. I talk too much I am the man that sank Atlantis
I remember the cast laughing at the idea that Jonah was irl annoyed by Chris Mintz-Plasse while they were shooting and that all their scenes worked cuz it's Jonah being actually mad at him and then you realize Jonah Hill was a whole 24 year old adult and CMP had his mom on set cuz he was a minor
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
I would ask "is she fucking stupid?" but I already know the answer. You understand the impulse to ask the question though
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2h agoRemember the summer of 2002 Avril Lavigne's first album came out and the first day of that high school year girls from every different clique came in dressed in some version of her look from the "Complicated" video
ᴍʀ. ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇғᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀɴ@chaclo.blacksky.app · 3h agoFirst day of school used to be so fire lmao
The director's next project is a movie based on the Just Dance game franchise, which... what?
RogerEbert.com@ebertvoices.bsky.social · 6h ago"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." @oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social from her zero star review of ONE NIGHT ONLY:
morning mad libs: BrooklynVegan has been killed by Veeps, a company cofounded by Good Charlotte's Benji Madden, who - incredibly - has a full back tattoo of Benjamin Franklin
Ive gone to the movies and seen that "You Can Have Sex One Day In The Year" trailer with that goofy looking guy and every time I see it I expect it to be the fake trailer that tells the room to turn their phones to silent but it somehow is an actual movie that is coming out.
actually the madden brothers are just staying true to their ethos of never getting real jobs by becoming private equity vultures but y'all aren't ready for that conversation
bart@bartsmith.bsky.social · 10h ago"The Madden brothers aka Good Charlotte fired almost everyone from REVOLVER Magazine, BrooklynVegan, and Alternative Press"
If the candidate themselves can put aside hurt and ego, and offer support to their opponent, there's no reason none of her supporters can't do the same
Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social · 8h agoI encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.
Cant believe this was only 3 years ago. This feels like it was at the height of internet culture. This feels like it was a 2012 video. I feel like I should have originally seen it on Tosh.0 a day after seeing it online
TW@twesq.bsky.social · 17h agoOn this day 3 years ago a man sent up a call for aid and his neighbors answered, giving us the greatest video of the decade. Happy Chairteenth to all who celebrate.
Interesting this fucking dumbass has a problem with DSA "colonizing" the Dem party
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21h agoThis went a little different than his nightly interviews with Sean Hannity.
Sometimes you scroll comments of famous people's reels and then you see another famous person commenting and some *other* times that famous person's comment will make you go "holy shit"
Do you think Haley Stevens dreamed of Israel last night?
I'm glad he said this because I was thinking of giving the movie a chance and now I simply wont be doing that 👍🏻
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 20h agoEli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)
Fox News is crashing out and screaming that Abdul is a communist and Islamist lol
Take all the time you need. Take more in fact. We'll be ok.
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 21h agoJelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO
Someone please add the cartoon "bonk" sound thank you
Chad Moriyama@chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 21h agoAmaya throws the ball off Tucker's helmet somehow.
Playing Madden 13 on my PS Vita and the Eagles had just drafted this guy. Idk if he'll ever do anything memorable with the team
A quality start from Aaron Nola, just how we drew it up
Is it good if Tom Holland, an actor who currently has two billion dollar movies he stars in simultaneously released this summer, is advertising a credit card at me?
I'm really glad that ESPN got rid of a talented and knowledgeable dude like Ryan Clark so they could pay a sleeveless punter more money so Aaron Rodgers could be on TV complaining about Dr. Fauci. What the absolute fuck is wrong with everyone
"See? If I change the shot from how it looked in the movie to this totally different way, the effect doesn't even exist. Checkmate, losers"
Better idea Clay offer someone ten million dollars to see if they can shut your mouth
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d agoClay Travis Offers to Pay WNBA Champions $10 Million If They Can Beat a Boys’ High School Basketball Team
RobPat, Elijah Wood and Dan Radcliffe the incredible trio of "get your franchise money bag and go play as many weird little freaks as you want the rest of your career"
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d agoBeastie Boys is my long time go-to for a group that seemed destined to be a one-hit wonder joke with their first novelty song, and I think Robert Pattinson is my actor equivalent. I thought he was a Twilight joke and he's absolutely not
