There is one funny thing that Count Binface can do that even I, a great hater, would admit was funny. It would be the first, and definitively last funny thing he did.

ET is bricked up!

That bit about "restoring pride in the flag" when on his watch it's been strung up on lampposts as a far right emblem - interesting choice

Huh. Turns out Erich von Däniken died in January. You had a good go at it..thanks for your input.

Mixed up Ralph Fiennes and Ben Kingsley in the same way I sometimes call my cats the name of a long dead pet cat from childhood

Ensign Crusher's nocturnal emissions attract the attention of a capricious Upper Dimensional being- with stomach-churning consequences. Meanwhile, in an effort to teach Worf the values of patience & forebearance, Counsellor Troi entrusts him with a potted plant.

My friend and i were on the trampoline and it was sort of dark but light so we could see planes but out of nowhere behind a tree(not

new linkedin shit post up

This is one happy cat

I say this from a place of love: someone should sew Trent Reznor's mouth shut.

made authentic filipino pork adobo today. this shit is g r o s s

Nothing sounds more like a normal sentence from a native English speaker than 'Say goodbye to fear of speaking New Language'

The reaction of various Navy leaders when you ask them to do something outside their usual purview (dumping TLAMs into the dirt, crashing their ships into each other, getting caught with prostitutes, corruption)

Operation Epic Who Smelled It Dealt It has run into some unforseen problems

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes.-CNN

Mojtaba Khamenei has turbocharged my arousal levels. I feel fruity. My friend didn't say why she had to excuse herself from our group chat about the new Supreme Leader -- but we knew

Another dazzling insight from the minds of Bluesky

My experience of the upper echelons of the Labour Party involved being condescended to by the incredibly thick & unpleasant, & thinking that in any other walk of life you would get punched in the mouth for treating people like that. Impossible to overstate how high on their own fumes they are.

Running Dog@runningdog.bsky.social · 5mo ago

TBH it’s instructive to know this is how these wankers talk *to one another* www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

RIP to a real one

Crucial insight into the nature of dominoes being shared here

guy running the tennesse hollar twitter account: "hang on i gotta make sure to watermark this viral video of federal agents executing a guy with our social tags and logo before uploading"

Can somebody tell Chadbourn to unblock me. Tell him I was hacked by Russians or Moldovans or something. I need to see the replies of Britain's hardest working dunce

Creamy Dreamies@darkbungle.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I know a lot of ppl a week or so ago advised blocking Chadbourn. Never. Check out his mentions and you can use it as a dipstick for the most imbecilic people online

It's not a fucking puffer jacket, is it though? It's a gilet at best

Listen to Blood Work

Gregk Foley@gregk.co.uk · 7mo ago

BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 15 REIGN OF TERROR w/ SPENCER ACKERMAN / @attackerman.bsky.social I spoke to Spencer about the long shadow of the GWoT, how America’s response to 9/11 laid the ground for its current condition, the media’s role in justifying and legitimating state violence, and much more.

I know a lot of ppl a week or so ago advised blocking Chadbourn. Never. Check out his mentions and you can use it as a dipstick for the most imbecilic people online

I'm puzzled by the UAE's global strategy. A very wealthy but tiny state, it's operating in places like Sudan, Libya, Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen. It has made foes out of biggies like KSA, Egypt, and Turkey. It has increasingly linked itself to Israel whose stock has been dropping even in US. For what?

Shibley Telhami@stelhami.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Even as UAE forces withdraw, Yemen ‘s separatist movement announces a constitution for an independent nation in the south in an escalation of a confrontation that has pitted Gulf powerhouses Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates against each other. apnews.com/article/yeme...

It's insane that "and ANOTHER thing" is universal

much like your posting@mlyp.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The 294-meter-tall No. 5 main tower of the Xihoumen highway-railway bridge on the Ningbo-Zhoushan Railway was topped out on Tuesday in east China's Zhejiang, setting a new world record for the tallest bridge tower built in the sea.

Fair enough as a broad centre-left approach i guess. Pity that seemingly no-one told Blunkett though

Jonathan Portes@jdportes.bsky.social · 7mo ago

This, from the Home Office strategy "Having a Sensible Conversation about Immigration" is really good: sensible, balanced and evidence-based. Exactly the right approach for a centre-left government.

Thought the universe was sending me a message when i learned that William Sanderson guest starred in an ep of Married... with Children as Peg's cousin Ebb Wanker, prefiguring his imho career defining role as EB Farnum in Deadwood. Such synchronicities cannot arise from chance