Some batteries I ordered have a furry mascot. Gross.

My backrooms kitchen.

A couple of days ago I broke my other front tooth filling... With a popsicle... Again.

Simpsons: The Big Book of British Smiles

ALT: Simpsons: The Big Book of British Smiles

static.klipy.com

Let's go walkies 📷: @darkphox.bsky.social

MuuuUUUUuuum! Canada is trying to kill me again!

I'm not a Sugar Daddy. I'm a Splenda Daddy.

Dog wants belly rubbbs 📷: @darkphox.bsky.social

Slowly setting up my little rack in the new house~

Broke a front tooth on a ice pop yesterday. Now I whistle slightly when talking. I'm living up to my british stereotype XD

#AC2026 Part 2! @darkphox.bsky.social @rcbif.bsky.social @coopertom.bsky.social @ronnienoodles.bsky.social @sebbyspresso.bsky.social @ravage.bsky.social @thelionmayor.bsky.social @reograyfox.bsky.social

Left @honyote.bsky.social in the car...

Hey you Pet me 📷: @darkphox.bsky.social

Sorry to say I catfished you all. This is the real me...

DarkPhox@darkphox.bsky.social · last mo.

I'm a chocolate slut~

I'm a chocolate slut~

I became very tanned twink. Damn this sun!

Putting out the micro fires! @jaythegryphon.bsky.social

Oh~

Spotted @questbeast.art! Best Vernid~

He seems a little deflated.

It's a feature!

I have no idea.

Silly little picture I took with @mechantrenard.com yesterday evening, #yellow and no the pelican case isnt cgi, even tho it looks really weird?!?

Went to downtown Columbus. Art.

What do you think the mental state of streamers/vtubers are like after stopping that line of work? I wonder if they ask an imaginary chat if they should do everyday things... *crossing the road* "Hey guys! I think this car is gonna hit me? Should I let them hit me?"

Generator fixed! Just wanked off the auto-choke for 30 seconds.

Wolf boi Greets you a Howling good day .. AwooOO!!!!!

Me and @jetthedog.bsky.social are now house owners!

I caught a fish! @ryeshiba.bsky.social @jetthedog.bsky.social

2 more days.... YEAH, I'M FUCKING VAGUE POSTING!

How people on twitter make money: "My uncles butt hole is always poopy. What's the reason for this? Anyone know? *insert picture of poopy uncle butt hole they found on google*" Comments = Money. Sorted!