David Brunt

@davidbrunt.bsky.social

Writes things nobody else could be bothered to do. Location: in front of this screen. Still alive (barely).

Downplay a book or movie: The Average-at-best Story Ever Told. The Blindingly Obvious Affair at Styles. Bob and Carol had some friends over for Cheese and Wine. Heironymus Merkin Forget Mercy Humppe and Found True Happiness elsewhere.

Now, a choice. Add the filming schedule info for 'The Sea Devils' and 'The Curse of Peladon'. Have a glance in the files for any late 1971 dated pages for 'The Mutants', 'The Time Monster' and 'Labyrinth' to go into Pertwee book 1.

I'm reminded of the story of the French teacher who had a pupil who couldn't remember which was the birthplace of Robespierre and which was the place where Napoleon was exiled. He couldn't tell his Arras from his Elba.

I understand that Mitch McConnell is haggling over his fee to co-star in a revival of 'Rentaghost' and will only sign on if Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand are banned from the set. Rumours abound that he also wants his character Mr Davenport to be renamed Mr Turtlehead.

Bild