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RIP Dolly ❤️

She would have loathed you and eveything you stand for!!👊

Dolly Parton was an icon. She was a brilliant songwriter and performer. She was an incredible activist and advocate, helping to donate over 200 million free books to children. She was one of my personal heroes. This is a terrible loss. She will be greatly missed.

Under our new housing policy, anyone whose partner is not born in the UK will be entitled to have five houses. Oh... sorry, that’s just me.

Wow! Annie Lennox & David Bowie rehearsing for Freddie Mercury tribute concert.

I bet you £5 million that if they had been called Mohamad, Mustafa, Adil, Ali or Ahmad.... there would be riots all over the UK.... stoked by you know who👊

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Trump doesn’t care if you can pay your bills, or if you have food to eat, or medicine, or a place to live. He will let the war go on forever just to avoid admitting he was wrong.

I'm delighted to announce our new Economic Adviser. He supports our plan to privatise the NHS, is looking forward to leaving school and recently celebrated his first wank. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

We are talks with Boney M to perform at the Reform conference, but I'm pleased to confirm that we have vetoed 'Brown Girl In The Ring'.

Looks like his head was used for wedging a door open tbf , bless him 😉 .

"Reform will end something for nothing Britain" says the MP who has wasted £250,000 on a by-election after being paid £98,599, plus expenses for chronic absenteeism from the House of Commons and zero constituency surgeries in Clacton meme via Truth Against Hate

Either the Yankees win and the Blue Jays jump back below us in the standings, or the Yankees lose, which is an unalloyed Universal Good. I’m sitting pretty.

"I know this playbook very well"? Oh do shut the fuck up!! You're a know-nothing little twat repeating shit he's heard other twats say. A gobshite wallowing in self-pity & victimhood with nothing new to say.🤮

But I thought Farage had £5 million pounds worth of super-security to protect him against all possible threats? Perhaps they're not trained to deal with the threat of laughter.

Today I will mostly be pretending that getting more votes than a bin somehow cancels out all my dodgy financial dealings.

I can't wait until Friday because hopefully everyone will have stopped going on about not looking at the sun, wearing daft glasses and focusing sunlight through a collander onto a piece of paper.

Nothing says alpha male like being wheeled to safety between the dinner rolls and the Sterno cans.

Whatever happens in Clacton tomorrow Farage is going to end up looking absolutely ridiculous He wanted to prove himself to be the hero of the hour, taking on and taking down the mythical "establishment". Instead he's going to look like an absolute clown - surrounded by clowns at a clown convention

Am I the only person that is struggling to muster any enthusiasm for the solar eclipse tonight? I saw the one in 1999 in my workplace car-park. It got dark and then it got light again.

Okay, this is funny—especially since it’s pretty much true! 😂😂

If you’re hiding in a catering truck when you control the most powerful military in the world, you aren’t winning.

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't.😝😝😝

I think the message was "what kind of idiot keeps glasses on walls, haven't you heard of shelves?"

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w ago

Vance: I’ve had moments where I felt the presence of God. A friend and I were talking about Christianity and there was this moment where a glass fell off the wall. I think an atheist would dismiss that, but it felt like God was trying to send me a message. #cdnpoli