watched Bullitt over the weekend, and I can't stop thinking about the Warner Brothers / Seven Arts logo
David Sizemore
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lol, someone bought a package of these stickers before I could even post about the preorder being up: shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/slop...
Slop it to me
It's a sticker! Put it on AI slop when you see AI slop. Sold in sets of 5. That's five for five dollars! Wow. What a deal. It's going to be a smaller, 2x1.5 inch sticker, and right now it doesn't quit...
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New sticker design... inspired by linkedin? jesus christ, what a world.
Wanna know why it’s called being handsome, dad? Cause I want a hand of somma that!
I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.
The supply of exceedingly tiny violins has also hit an all-time low in New York.
““I think it’s unfair to pick on people...I pay condo fees, I pay real estate taxes…I go out & eat, I go to the theater, I go to movies, I spend money everywhere, I buy stuff. I mean, I am a profit center,” she said, estimating she spends around 3mo a year in New York. nypost.com/2026/07/28/u...
Stickers are here! Going to spend this evening packaging and sending out the first batch. shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/foll...
Neighborhood kids are over at our house for dinner. I just walked inside, and it smells SO bad. Like hormones and gym shorts on pizza.
I’m ordering a bunch of these and you should too. Art by @davidsizemore.bsky.social shop.selfhelpartpublishingempire.com/product/foll...
Follow Me Sticker
It's a sticker! Put it on your laptop, or your car, or on the bathroom mirror at your favorite bar. It's going to be 1.5x5.5 inches, and right now it doesn't quite exist yet. This is, technically, a p...
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Alright, I’m going to order a bunch of these this week—please weigh in on what size you’d actually use. Average size hand for reference. Asking because I love bumper stickers, but it seems like most folks don’t.
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
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Me, watching football: I love football, a beautiful game. Me, reading about football: I hate football, shoot these fans into the sun
You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.
20 years ago today I drove up to Massachusetts and told Kari I loved her for the first time. I drove home watching a dozen small towns’ fireworks displays from the highway. It feels like a lifetime ago, and yesterday.
A Presidents’ Day poem from me, at Michigan City Review of Books. Enjoy. mcrb.neocities.org/timetraveler
I’m so pleased to be raising a seventh grader who’s decided, independent of any encouragement from us, that Taylor Swift ain’t shit.
Trans rights are human rights. Change your hearts.