Emily

@emilyrose.bsky.social

Autistic. ADHD. Chihuahua parent. Not actually a hedgehog. She/her. Occasional swearing, but pretty SFW. Redbubble Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/emilyrosew1/shop 📍Concord, CA

Do you like beer? Do you belong to a religious cult? Do you like fly fishing in the Rockies? Ask your doctor if the Republican Supreme Court is right for you.

—take 9 day trip overseas —murder someone in the day or two after you get back —"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it would have been physically impossible for me to commit this crime on 81.8% of the days leading up to it, and if that isn't reasonable doubt, what is?"

When you’re a family lawyer getting trained in DV, they tell you what typical abusers sound like and you go,”surely this is a caricature!? No one can be this awful,” and then, they all act and sound EXACTLY like this dude. It’s baffling.

Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

Two orange cats in a cage with food and water.Two orange cats in a cage with food and water.Two orange cats laying on the floor. Two orange cats in a spare bathroom with food and water and a litter box.
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4w ago

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black.

Got blocked for saying that not taking blood donations from people at legitimately high risk of specific blood-borne is actually necessary for patient safety, and isn’t “discrimination” or something the Red Cross should “knock off.”

And meanwhile the actual current HHS secretary is openly promoting sending children to work camps in lieu of mental health treatment but sure, imaginary quarantine camps that never happened are the real threat

My water has been tasting strongly of chlorine the last few days, to the point I could barely drink it, so I bought a brita filter, and of course my water immediately went back to normal. It was on a good sale, though, so I guess I’ll keep it for next time. 🤷‍♀️

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

This is Brady. He gets excited to wake up his bunny every morning. Promised he would be a responsible pet owner, and we think he's doing an excellent job. 13/10 (IG: goodboyscann)

Directly in front of the garage door (ie behind my car) is a very obnoxious place to leave a package. Fortunately the one I ran over today was just a t-shirt, which wasn’t damaged, but I would have missed it even then if I hadn’t heard the mailer bag pop. 😒

I washed Jujube’s blankets yesterday, but apparently it was not just the blankets that smelled bad. Jujube is largely self-cleaning, and I’ve only had to bathe her once before, so I’ve been trying to avoid it, but I think it may have to happen 😬

This seems like not a great design for a nursery school. Kids can and do just wander off whenever they want. Also, it’s weird that the specifically call it a nursery school given that kids attend until they’re 14.

Nursery school in Virtual Villagers 4. It has a curved fence on one side, but the rest is open, and some of the kids are outside the fence. It’s also right by the ocean, so kids can wander into the ocean unsupervised. Kids don’t actually drown in this game, but they could if the game code allowed it.

Doctor here-Story time: I received a call today from a sick friend in another state, & I recognized it as a neurological emergency sent him to ER. Likely diagnosis: Giant Cell (Temporal) Arteritis, which can cause blindness. 1 of the authors of original 1990 diagnostic criteria: Anthony Fauci MD🙌🏻🫡

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Me: Jujube, what’s that smell? Jujube: Is Jujube smell? Me: No it’s not. Jujube: Is now. Me: Where did you get it? Jujube: Outside. Me: Where outside? Jujube: Not telling. Me: Why not? Jujube: No want you clean it up. Me: 😒

Jujube: If I fits I sits. Me: You do not, in fact, fit there. Jujube: I sits anyway. Me: But you’re going to fall off. Jujube: You won’t let me. Me: Dammit, Juju, just move over a little and you’ll be fine. Jujube: No. Here good.