Happy 'Last Officially Alive Day' to Mitch McConnell! Make the most of it, senator!
David Hines
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"Nothing dollarable is ever safe, however guarded." - John Muir
FELLOW SENATORS: "Oh, Lindsey Graham was so funny!" Uh, we have over 30 years of footage in which he isn't genuinely funny one single time. So even their backhanded compliments are bullshit.
Watch and enjoy two minutes with a lovely man.
Octopus Wrangler ! 🇩🇰@spencilular.bsky.social · 4w ago😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!
It just seems increasingly like Iran is toying with this regime like a cat with a mouse. A very stupid mouse.
Every 'journalist' covering the WH sitting on info detailing corruption, racism, defying the rule of law & the Constitution, & other horrors so they can write a bestselling tell-all is as evil & traitorous as those directly ordering those deeds. Looking at you, Haberman, Tapper, and the rest.
Apparently if 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' is a hit, Disney plans to start inserting Baby Yoda in all of Fox's classic titles. In fact, it looks like they've already begun. (As this is the internet, I feel I must add the 'this is a joke' disclaimer...)
The Roberts court will be remembered as the sad, bigoted, corrupt equal to the Taney court. There's your place in history, John!
Tell you what. I'll support the 'golden ballroom' being built as a response to this shooting... only after they erect one at the site of every other school, workplace, or public shooting first.
Ironically, I bet there'll be a whole lot of terrible reporting about the shooting at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
With as terrible and complicit as the corporate media has been since 2016, I think it's very appropriate that Trump appear at their little prom. They're a cozy little clique, Donald and the press, and those attending are signaling they know it and are fine with it. Enjoy dinner, Jake Tapper.
“The reason why the Artemis mission has everyone so fascinated is because it is a showcase for the efforts of people who are very, very good at their jobs, at a time when the news cycle is dominated by people who are not merely terrible at their jobs, but awful human beings as well.”
I don't actually care if your decision not to vote for Kamala Harris would have changed the outcome of the election. I care that you were too much of a preening purist to care about putting the world through what it is going through today.
It really feels sometimes that maybe we've used up all our "Oh, it'll all turn out okay" cards.
happy 35th birthday to one of the best rom-coms ever made: Albert Brooks's Defending Your Life
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This is the week where people who've been telling you the Oscars don't matter sure seem mad about the Oscars.
Just as the crimes and cover-ups of this administration have made Watergate look small in comparison, the crimes and incompetence of this administration will make Iraq look like a skirmish.
Does Chuck Schumer have a back tattoo of Neville Chamberlain like Roger Stone has one of Richard Nixon?
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
The Kennedy Center doesn't need to close for two years for renovations. Spray painting some plastic Home Depot wall decorations gold and slapping them on the walls can't take that long.
@schumer.senate.gov Read the room, grow some balls, or get the fuck out of the way. NO funding for ICE. No more of this mealy-mouthed nonsense.
Which is worse: Being one of the comics playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival everyone is angry at because they're betraying values they once championed... or being one of the comics no one is surprised by because everyone always thought they were garbage anyway?
Here's an excellent essay on Sam Raimi's A Simple Plan by @priscillapage.bsky.social. It's a great appreciation and analysis of a truly outstanding film.
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Trump is reportedly lifting the ban on asbestos. To be quickly followed by RFK, Jr. approving it as a delicious and healthy dessert topping.
I mean, dear God - the people who put on the parade in 'Fun in Balloon Land' did a better job!
The assassinations in Minnesota were apparently committed by a man impersonating law enforcement. Especially dangerous at a time when law enforcement is impersonating law enforcement.