Jeb Wieland
@ddaimyo.bsky.social
Critter lover, book reader, day dreamer.
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night
JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social · 6d ago“I know this is going to sound extremely radical, or crazy,” she recounted telling the woman, “but ICE is there at the gate, and they're looking for you."
Imagining Mongolian readers scratching their heads at sky above the part being collar of telescopes turned to a dead Chanel.
Show the world you're a certified G with this 1991 Grimace shirt.
black river falls oasis mouse statue, angle 1, black river falls, wisconsin, 1988
What’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. "Hey, where are the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles: Gene Wilder Scene
Alt: Blazing Saddles Scene. Bart says "Where are the white women at?"
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Joe Dunman@joedunman.bsky.social · 7d agoWhat’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
Over two years in the making, The Marvel Vs Capcom Legacy Collab is Finally Complete! Featuring the work of over 100 artists and 135 characters all coming together to celebrate one of the greatest fighting game series of all time. Please check the spreadsheet below for all the artist's socials!
Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com
"Scientists" believe life began in underwater hydrothermal vents 4 billion years ago. I believe it began at the Denny's off the interstate in Toledo Ohio in 1956. I don't make fun of their theory and yet they constantly ridicule mine. And that's what's wrong with our so-called elites
AI is for the dumbest and laziest amongst us. You're falling for every scam. You are the new Facebook Aunt. Good work everyone. Surely there was no hint that all this stuff was horseshit. Even though Trump and Musk and a bunch of CEOs said it was the future, that wasn't enough to tip you off
LLMs cease to be useful when they can't be used to scam people into unknowingly reading slop anymore. When the typewriter was invented, no one had to pretend its output was handwritten to get people to accept it. Typing had its own utility. LLMs are scamtech that have no utility outside the scam.
Claude users are canceling their subscriptions, citing Anthropic’s new AI watermark
One developer said they feared Anthropic's watermark could lead clients to flag their work as AI-generated and raise questions about authorship.
businessinsider.com
Yes you did sign up for this. This is your fault. You were the buffer zone between Trump and a gunman at the WHCD and you still rescheduled Fellatio Fest! Because of that, he thinks you're stupid like MAGA. Scorpion and frog ass relationship. The ball has been in your court for awhile.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.“.. We never were provided any opportunity to consent to being used like this,” one journalist said. “We aren’t Air Force or Secret Service — we didn’t sign up for this job to put ourselves on the line to protect the president.” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
You want me to go with you to Sephora? The thing that killed Aerith?
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
I’m not trying to hear about plagiarism from people who can’t get anything done without AI. You’re disqualified on this one. That plagiarism is bad is supposed to be a settled social belief. AI use muddies the whole thing.
IF WATER WORKED YOU WOULDN’T NEED TO KEEP DRINKING IT
do you ever wonder how much you might've enjoyed something if you didn't see all the online criticisms about it first
Personal advice that I’m trying to live by. Repost more things you think are cool than dunking about things that aren’t cool. I think you can still do the latter but be kind and help the people trying to make it.
MST3K is coming BACK!!! @mbyrd.bsky.social spoke with Mike Nelson, @billcorbett.bsky.social, and Kevin Murphy about reshaping the cultural canon, musical theater, and, yes, Florida Everglades monster movies. #MST3K
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy on How MST3K Changed the Way We Watch Bad Movies - Reactor
"We keep trying to meet a deadline, and we just have poor judgment. Sorry, dad."
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"Siri, show me the platonic ideal of 'an article in The Free Press a parent would send their kid who no longer talks to them.'"
If Mitch McConnell’s staff doesn’t want to tell us where he is then I’m just going to start making up my own information about him. If they don’t care, why do we? I heard he’s been busy writing a bill requiring gender-neutral bathrooms and sports nationwide. Pass it on.
