I wish every article like this also mentioned believing in magic underwear

Trump is exposing election phlegm

I'm sick of ai images in the news, clearly someone asked an LLM for "realistic photo of the most punchable face"

Fortune @fortune.com · 4w ago

Despite concerns from debt hawks, the U.S. government is continuing to borrow: the federal deficit has totaled under $1.4 trillion. https://bit.ly/3Te3tPL

Bacteria turns uranium stable in 130 days, states paper written by a 135 day old bacteria. @reuters.com

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New World Screw Worm is the worst Rush Album

We'll almost always nearly have had 2024 #royals

Smashed it! (Or rather, they couldn’t. 🤣)

Led By Donkeys@ledbydonkeys.org · 3mo ago

Immigration make Britain brilliant

#heyheyheyhey

The #Royals have won five in a row!

Bobby Witt Jr. Home Run for Kansas City Royals

ALT: Bobby Witt Jr. Home Run for Kansas City Royals

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#Royals sweep! #HEYHEYHEYHEY #FountainsUp 🧹🧹🧹

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Ever wonder if concert masters should have walk-on music

So.. are the #Royals going all city connect all games?

LANE THOMAS WALKS IT OFF ‼️

Who else had Lane Thomas for player of the game #royals

8:02 central time

dduubb@dduubb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Gee golly now we need a private ballroom for the president.

#HeyHeyHeyHey

Thanks to WHCA I finally understand that Schrodinger's cat thing

Gee golly now we need a private ballroom for the president.

#heyheyheyhey

I'm starting to think #wbc success is not indicative success in the season #royals

Q, inspired by Jackie Robinson day, plans to honor Salvy by fielding a #Rorals team of all middle aged Venezuelan catchers

MLB Moves and News@mlbmoves-news.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The Kansas City Royals are reportedly calling up catcher Elias Diaz from AAA. Diaz is not currently on the 40-man roster, so the team will need to open a 40-man and active roster spot.

Did #Royals radio only put 4 hours of quarters into the streaming machine?

Stylish Shutout. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

Is there something about the new #royals city connects that make crooked numbers impossible?

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