Some of you young wippersnapers have never accidentally hit yourselves in the shins with a razor scooter And it shows

Some of you young wippersnapers have never accidentally hit yourselves in the shins with a razor scooter And it shows

Goodnight you gay bowsers we'll see who out sleeps who...

I gotta come clean, I have always considered myself a logical and materialist person but now I am beginning to believe I am cursed Yes dear reader cursed... For as long as I can remember I have had to spend 30 minutes looking for my wretched horrid nail clippers before using them...

At dark, i become loafsome...

Have you ever considered women in suits

I'm about to get so autistic about rice Im in my rice era I'm rice maxing I'm grain mogging

Im a nambers guy..

What's a girl gotta do to get some sleep around here???😭

buh

Hi, im writing on behalf of my partner "Bugs Maytrix" and she would um like yall to know she sees the memes and please for her swift return, she's currently in pitched combat with the M.O.D.S. (mechanical online discourse simulacra) but will return soon (a week-ish)

Hi, im writing on behalf of my partner "Bugs Maytrix" and she would um like yall to know she sees the memes and please for her swift return, she's currently in pitched combat with the M.O.D.S. (mechanical online discourse simulacra) but will return soon (a week-ish)

Ok so you know how Americans look at Japan and think "damn yall have some crazy weird culture" thats how the rest of the world sees America..

Good morning bluesky!! 💕💜 say it back!

Also this mans gets his persona awaking on 4/20 in game im dead🤣🤣

Lesbian boyfriend@deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social · last mo.

Playing persona 3 rn and everytime they say persona when summoning their "totally not a pokemon with extra steps" I hear them say "fursona"...

Playing persona 3 rn and everytime they say persona when summoning their "totally not a pokemon with extra steps" I hear them say "fursona"...

All jokes aside if yall got any good resources for 2d game development in unity i would love that i have to make the genderless gremlin who lives under my bed dreams come true

Lesbian boyfriend@deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social · 2mo ago

12 hours of trying to learn c# so I can make stupid shit in unity and the only thing I've learned is that the computer and my back hate me

12 hours of trying to learn c# so I can make stupid shit in unity and the only thing I've learned is that the computer and my back hate me

I bought the mp3 player that calls me slurs for a reason

Allende promoting Pinochet vibes Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Mekka Okereke@mekka.mekka-tech.com · 2mo ago

"C,mon bro. Please. Just 580 more cops bro. 580 more cops and it'll be perfect. 34,749 cops in New York City is not enough cops bro. We are so close. We can't stop now. Look at the pictures bro. Look at them. That's not enough cops. We only need to add 580 more and it would be enough. Please bro."

Putting this in my window for my neighbors Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

WuTangIsForTheChildren@wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Happy Pride 🌈

Cis allies make this happen

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 2mo ago

it's pride month. taco bell should be free for trans women.

Don't forget to tell a doll you love her today

I hate how people give immigrants shit for not speaking English. Like stfu they most likely learning English as their 4th language and your dumb ass can't pass high-school Spanish

One thing ive learned about myself lately is that im becoming more and more exhausted by instant gratification maybe its ok if I have to wait for things maybe its ok not to have every convince at my finger tips

Im joining the girliepop analog tech bandwagon i got the cutest little mp3 and am manually labeling all the songs meta data like im 13 again

went to planned Parenthood today to get my hrt rx renewed, told the demons outside that I'd just gone in for a pap smear but that after seeing them I decided to abort my twins

Midwest zombie girl puts the pills under her tongue

Time to disassociate at the local target...

i've been cuddled harder than any fucking politician i know a deeper love that chuds can only seethe about call me when you're crying about you happy your partner makes you