climate change when it’s 39 degrees in august vs climate change when it’s 22 degrees in october
Kombucha Girl
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to avoid any confusion the “shaking your head the whole time” clause can be utilised
damniel spookradski@self.agency · 2d agoleftists: stop conflating jews and zionists, they aren’t the same thing and it’s antisemitic to act like they are! also leftists: if you go to synagogue and there happen to be zionists there, you’re a nazi in a nazi bar!
zionism would be ok if the state they wanted was like the vatican, really small, no military, and a gift shop
“short back and blow you’re fucking head off. twat”
David Eve • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@discokidnap.northsky.social · 5d ago“Play it, Sam. Play ‘One Foot in the Grave’.”
just done the lads reception application for next september. just 11 more nursery payments to make before life in theory becomes affordable again
austerity v12.1 final USE THIS ONE (2).xls
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A.V. Deggar@avdeggar.bsky.social · last wk.Chancellor John Healey: "The money New Labour had in the 90s is simply not there now." "It is not progressive to allow a bigger & bigger benefits bill." "We will make sure that Britain wins in the AI revolution." TRANSLATION: expect continuity austerity & steering the UK into the AI hurricane.
when the people unknowingly inside the bubble heard what it was like outside the bubble they immediately decided it sounded like a bubble
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · last wk."Well I don't have a TV or a radio so it's not surprising I haven't heard the song" You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
kids continuing to cost more and more as eldest has joined the international squad of her acro dance team. just had to book flights, accommodation and pay entry fees for a competition in Madrid next year
walking into an interview with my mr frosty and having a breakdown as i try and fail to grind up ice after offering everyone on the panel an iced coffee which they politely declined but i insisted
just seen a little kid wearing this away shirt from 1994. my all time favourite villa kit
messaging the social worker to say i can’t make this months supervised visit with the kids because i need to buy some shorts so the patriots alliance will think i’m cool
netflix needs to have a look at its content library and accept it’s a bottom tier streaming service and stop trying to charge top tier prices. if the kids didn’t watch it i’d be cancelling this shit.
idiocracy is going to end up being the most prophetic film of all time but by the time that happens we’ll all be too stupid to appreciate it
Leah McElrath@leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 2w ago“People are working 12 to 13 hours a day just to press enter.”
in a play village and the woman who works here just came over to give the lad a gingerbread man because apparently last time he was here he went up to the counter and asked for one but they don’t sell them, so she got a pack and has been waiting for him to come back
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 4w agoThere are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
landlords are eternally optimistic that there is an undiscovered combination of words that will make people like them and they will never stop trying to find them
been out looking for muntjac with the 3yr old. seen 3 little families of them. if you crank the sound up you can hear him whisper “i think they walked away” as a couple disappear into the bush