Oh grauniad. Never change

Am sweaty. There is chafing.

Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!

BINS

Went to see Spiderman tonight. Decent

Teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace

Gosunkugi@gosunkugi.bsky.social · 2d ago

It's a good thing he's got the name of the country on his shirt, otherwise how would we know?

If their demands are not met they will release the movie.

IGN@ign.com · 3d ago

Netflix is being sued for $105 million after a drive containing a master copy of Nicolas Cage's upcoming historical spy film, Fortitude, was stolen.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Goodall going full Melrose there. You never go full Melrose.

He shouldn't have had that UEFA thin mint.

Alex Hall Hall@alexhh.bsky.social · 4d ago

Somehow this Monty Python sketch immediately sprang to my mind, as the perfect metaphor for Gianni Infantino - a man brought down by his own greed. There’s a moral here, somewhere!

@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social

Hello!

Phillippa Forrester

Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 5d ago

I like this brainstorm: greatest achievements since 1969. Number one for me: eradicating smallpox What else?

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Having a scoff in a Wendy’s for the first time. Thoroughly meh.

The dog ate my season 1 dvd box set of Heroes. Was fummin.

Tim Worthington@outonbluesix.bsky.social · 5d ago

Just noticed Heroes is back on Netflix. Three episodes in and I'm thoroughly enjoying it but I'm also acutely reminded of how SO many people kept telling me that no I did not like it and I was to stop watching it at once because they did not personally enjoy it. An early taste of social media there.

Just shovelled mince and mash into my facehole. Glorious

I see Jonathan and Jennifer Hart have opened a shop together

Fuck it *does the weekend dance*

It’s time for the Friday Cat.

Right. Moff to bed. Later, potater.

SLEEPING PUPPER!

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 6d ago

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have reached a verbal agreement with Matthias Jaissle to become new head coach, here we go! The agreement will be valid until June 2030 and it’s expected to be signed in the nexe days, with Al Ahli informed. 🔜🇩🇪 #NUFC want Jaissle, as revealed this morning.

FFS Newcastle

If you're happy and you know it shut your face