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"I don't care if my rap's any good / I can try my best then burp"
The first thing my mom said to me today: "Bill and Hillary are GONE. I don't know where they went."
Playing a game where you have to come up with a connection for three drawn cards Lin Manuel Miranda, Santa Claus, King Kong Mary's connection: they are all recognizable by facial hair Vera's connection: they're all make believe except for Santa
You know what we should use AI for? Live captioning on the jumbotron at live events.
Sometimes I'm doing exactly what Christian nationalists think a queer guy like me with colored hair and tattoos does on a Monday night
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
"the thing I love most about my dad is ... Gums? Gums scare?" It was "games and cute" @lastpinepress.com
GHOST WORLD (2001) is 25 today and it's streaming free w/ a library card on Kanopy and Hoopla. How totally amazing. #FilmSky
I don't want a collegiate team. I want a team of like, tired millennials. - Overhead in Logan Square
Lying awake listening to rogue fireworks and I just don't think Will Smith would be able to fly that alien spacecraft
Independence Day is a really good movie, but the soundtrack could have gone so much harder. And I acknowledge that Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus wasn't released until 2009, but come on it's been 15+ years now and there isn't a special edition re-release?
Freedom 250? Everyone knows this country peaked with Freedom ‘90.
The two genders according to public pool lifeguards: sweetie, bud
You know it's hot when the cats sleep like hotdogs instead of hamburgers
I'm not sure of the exact currency conversion rate, but I think this week I became a trillionaire in being proud of my kid #ri¢h
My kid just asked for the Lucy Dacus song that goes "I can poke you wherever I want" (Ankles)
In 13 short years, my kid will be 21 and she, me, and @lastpinepress.com will all to do bar trivia together and our team name will be "Trivial Fur Suit"
I needed to look up the name for the worm foreskin and I was not disappointed
I kind of love that I Love Boosters is playing right next to The Devil Wears Prada 2 at the Oriental right now.
My kid said I should get this at Aldi but I have bluesky so I put it back
When I grow up I don't want to have any tattoos and people will call me "Blank Page"
New eggcorn from my second grader: "Bank-Robbed" for bankrupt
The Last Man on Earth Adventure Time Law & Order: SVU Criminal Minds What We Do in the Shadows Naked and Afraid Jeopardy! Sex and the City Wandavision King of the Hill Task Master Our Flag Means Death the one with the metal detecting guys who yell a lot OMG Fashun Freaks and Geeks
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