Don’t recommend letting your preschooler pour their own syrup
Death Cab for Callie, MS
@deathcab4callie.bsky.social
Elle woods, just trying to survive a dystopian hellscape.
Buzz and Jessie are very excited to report for trick-or-treating duty this evening.
In case anyone is looking for astronomy teaching resources and isn't already familiar, you should check out the University of Nebraska-Lincoln's Astronomy Education! #astronomy 🔭 astro.unl.edu
UNL Astronomy Education
Astronomy labs and teaching resources developed at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Includes simulations, flash animations, graphics, in-class questions and ranking tasks.
astro.unl.edu
A Blessed Nos Galan Gaeaf, a Blessed Samhain, and a Happy Halloween to all! #seattle #halloween #TrickOrTreat
how long before he starts saying this about water
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
Picture the reaction if Obama did this.
UPDATE: The Trump administration let a federal judge’s 5 p.m. deadline pass without handing over its list of 20,000 California voters it calls “likely noncitizens.” It says it intends to appeal, calling the voters’ request a “fishing expedition.”
A tax on billionaires? What's next, other good things?
The majority of faculty haven’t grown up in poverty and don’t hold marginalized identities and I know they HATE it when I bring up potential homelessness when they do things like not pay their students, but I bring it up on purpose BECAUSE of this. 1/
Have I cried four times today knowing I dedicated my life to a career I’ll never have, with full knowledge I’ll never make enough to pay my bills? Yes. But I did it with Halloween candy.
I haven’t gotten any takers yet-can I just make up jobs in the service industry or is that not viable?
Can someone maybe help me with my CV? It doesn't look like I'll get paid next semester and can't afford to finish, so I'm looking at quickie employment. Things like grocery stores, gas stations. But I don't know how to edit my CV for this. 1/
I really didn't expect that our first openly-gay president was going to be like this.
Can someone please help me with this? I need to find a job faster than I'll get one looking for work in science, but I won't have my PhD, and my resume just isn't conducive to getting hired where I'll need to work right now.
Can someone maybe help me with my CV? It doesn't look like I'll get paid next semester and can't afford to finish, so I'm looking at quickie employment. Things like grocery stores, gas stations. But I don't know how to edit my CV for this. 1/
Truly appreciative of friends who take beautiful pictures today.
This is the U.S., for anyone who doesn't live here.
What the hell. It's more expensive than in Switzerland!
I just bought three bananas, a loaf of bread, four cans of chicken noodle soup, a bag of apples, some chicken nuggets, strawberries, asparagus, bagels and cream cheese. That's all. It cost me $65. It's not even nice bread or chicken nuggets.
If you don’t know who to vote for because there are too many Dan Sullivans and you don’t understand the word “incumbent,” then maybe you’re too stupid to vote.
So glad someone asked this question. And why did Kristi Noem overpay for five planes she bought with our taxpayer money from her friends during her last hour in office?
Q: If the administration has declared on waste and fraud, could you explain the $420 million overpayment for a prison in Appleton, MN, when they company offered it to the state for $75m? BESSENT: I don't know anything about that. That's a waste of our time.
Trying super hard to believe things might get better long enough to apply to one job a day that might be a total pipe dream, but it’s not easy at this point.
Woodward now says the meaning of Trump's TS posts "false squarely within executive privilege." Judge Reyes: he posted it publicly! Woodward: I cannot opine as to the president's meaning in a communication.
Can someone maybe help me with my CV? It doesn't look like I'll get paid next semester and can't afford to finish, so I'm looking at quickie employment. Things like grocery stores, gas stations. But I don't know how to edit my CV for this. 1/
One of you NEEDS to talk about Carrie with me bc I wanted to hate it but actually liked it.
NEW: How the Trump administration is undermining the health of Americans. Since Jan 2025 I’ve logged >400 actions against health. Vaccines are the most obvious front, but the attacks include research, the environment, access and misinformation. christinapagel.substack.com/p/how-the-tr...
How the Trump administration is undermining the health of Americans
A map of over 400 actions across six directions of attack, from vaccines to research to the environment
christinapagel.substack.com
I had to google millennial optimism and I think it's bold of GenZ/ Alpha to assume we weren't all dead inside by 2005.
what Ronald Reagan really really really hated was educated young people protesting.
The elite hate us being educated, us educating you, you educating each other, and you having time to do this. Stop granting that it's the university that is elitist inherently: it's been made that way for a reason. Some more points below also on the marriages between patriarchy, AI, capitalism...
Never underestimate the ability of Democrats to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory. Like the guy in the Iowa Senate race was winning in polls. So he decided to release an anti-trans ad. In an election all about turnout, if he loses, that’ll probably be why.
I dream about leaving this country a hell of a lot for someone who will never actually have the ability to leave.