If getting poked with spikes saves me $100 on my airfare, I will get poked with spikes, and complain about it online
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Gnome mercy for humans! My jokes are bad. It's probably a bit.
For the past five months the only refugees the USA has accepted are white South Africans fleeing equality & safety meanwhile they are disappearing or strapping ankle monitors on any Haitian they can get ahold of. It needs to be understood how thoroughly connected these two things are.
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 3w agoA quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
Personally I would love to see Bluesky expand. It shouldn’t just be the app for leftists who can’t stand Matt Yglesias! It should also be the app for liberals who can’t stand Matt Yglesias. And apolitical folks who can’t stand Yglesias. And, yes, even conservatives who can’t stand Matt Yglesias!
It looks like the @washingtonpost.com is doing as one would expect after replacing competent editorial staff with far-right chudds.
Missing The Point@missingthept.bsky.social · 3d ago“Grecce”
Everyone please buy this game so I get a discount. The more people who buy it, the less it costs! It’s the perfect game to be that douchebag rules lawyer!
Richard Heppner 🤷🏼♂️@rlheppner.bsky.social · 3d agoTag! The Jurisdiction Game - Trailer Info: civprogame.my.canva.site Crowd Sale, Aug 2–31: www.thegamecrafter.com/crowdsale/ta...
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
It's incredible how often the judiciary finds ways to convince itself that justice requires injustice to go unaddressed. Meanwhile if, I dunno, someone tries to use existing statutory authority to address student loans it is an immediate 5 alarm fire that must be stopped.
This is basically a Democratic campaign ad. Air it as is with no changes.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last mo.Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.
stop paying for AI, I'll tell you lies and make you go insane for free
OTD in 1944 Polish resistance, after urging from Moscow radio 2 days earlier, began Warsaw Uprising. The Red Army, given chance to join a fight with actual nazis, was ordered to wait for 6 weeks so SS & Wehrmacht could butcher any Poles who might later resist us.
It really really really bugs me how many people simply do not understand what it means when the government tries to convict you even IF THEY FAIL TO DO IT. Do you know how many thousands of dollars in legal fees it costs? You will most likely lose your job. You might lose your home.
can't believe i accidentally locked myself out of the posting factory for a month
Here’s the part I keep having to argue out loud, to people who should already be with me: money this size moves elections!
🗽LOLGOP🗽@thefarce.org · 5d agoWe need to mark this moment. People hate what's going on. Don't heart Dems at all but need change. Looks like a safe Dem House at least. Senate possible. Because they are about to see billions rained down to depress Dem voters. *taps cigar* And that's in addition to what Democrats do themselves.
I could barely afford vibranium as it was
Asperas Bompar@asperasbompar.bsky.social · 6d agoWakanda tariffs going to get doubled now
It's fascinating how fractally incorrect this is? 1. The countries are labeled wrong 2. Wait those aren't actually *any* real countries, just random blobs? 3. The colors and lines also do not correspond with each other??
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6d agoA U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
NEWS! Man's 'summer body' revealed to be just a slightly pinker version of his 'winter body'
Man’s ‘summer body’ revealed to be just a slightly pinker version of his ‘winter body’
Local man Simon Williams has this afternoon revealed his summer body, which appears to be nothing more than a slightly pinker version of his winter body. Williams chose a warmish afternoon as the p…
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Trump has accomplished nothing yet has greatly underminded freedom of navigation not just in the Strait but around the world. Oh, and has depleted American stocks at a time where Russia is at war and China is rising. The GOP is not the party of national security. FFS. 2/2
We should punt Grogu over the nearest goal post! Let’s see you fly, Little Green!
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thimker@thimker.bsky.social · last wk.HOW DARE YOU! Next you'll be saying we should punt kick Grogu (aka baby yoda) over the nearest goal post! Mr. @pixelthegnome.bsky.social : how do you account for your fellow gnome?
Reiterating on the day of his funeral: Lindsey Graham was a traitor and deserves absolutely none of the bipartisan odes to what a great man he was.
Andy Craig@andycraig.bsky.social · 3w agoIt got muddled b/c it was mostly seen as incidental to getting at Trump himself, but Graham didn't just vaguely lean on Raffensperger. He told him to falsify the tally by not counting ballots. Straight-up criminal election fraud no different from telling a poll worker to go dump votes in the trash.