aka Diet Coke aka La Guera aka Dianna Koch aka em...
@verycooldie.bsky.social
Podcaster (analbuttsex.com) & Wrestling Manager to wrestling's most profitable star, L.A. Metal, and Gay & Stupid 🥀
Imagine being Shinji in this situation. You're just trying to read your blank piece of paper while your new legal guardian is doing aggressive yuribait with her coworker right in front of you
Evangelion Screenshots@ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 2w agoNeon Genesis Evangelion Episode 1 Angel Attack Angel Attack
sometimes it fucking sucks being a trans woman. I just spent 5 minutes at Micro Center and two different people came up to me and asked me questions like I worked there
me: at one point when I was a teen, I made a spreadsheet comparing all the brands of bottled water I'd had, across 5 different categories of quality my beautiful wife: that is the least surprising thing you've ever said to me
every time the plot gets egregiously stupid on Smallville I end up thinking that I must have missed something. so I go to reddit to see and ALWAYS I immediately find someone with the exact same questions and all the replies are like "yeah, it doesn't make sense and it also gets worse
anyone have a bra brand they like for a fat bitch with small tits?
The English don't want you to know this but "Samus Aran" is just a bastardized spelling of her original Irish name: Séamus Árann
whenever i'm in line at the store and someone else in line complains about the line
Ernest P Worrell but trans IS kinda the energy I'm shooting for, knowwhatimean
maya apparitionpussy@maya.aboveall.love · 2mo agoIM SICK OF TRANS SPIDER MAN MAKE A DIFFERENT CHARACTER TRANS. MAKE ERNEST P WORRELL TRANS
master and commander from the movie master and commander: remember, we're supposed to look like whalers; make your handling of the sheets lubberly me, imagining myself as a whaler, a full week after watching the film: "lubberly" he said "lubberly" We're "lubberly"?? Fuckin!... "lubberly" fuck
"Meriadoc Brandybuck? More like Bury-a-cock In-my-butt!" - Pippin's wedding vows or whatever
when you sleep in 40 minutes past breakfast time, this is who you're hurting fyi
getting high and seeing the lesbian stoner comedy with my wife for the 4D experience
when you love Christian purity culture, but still want to keep your Sundays open
mimi 🩵💛@knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 2mo agowrap it up everyone, women cannot have cleavage in fields of mistria due to it being not "wholesome"
it's NOT fanta 😠 it's NOT crush 😠 it's the OTHER one 😠😠
I love to eavesdrop at the grocery store
