next week is gonna be so tough at work I'm already tired from it

They clearly want me to get up and feed them, but little do they know it is impossible to get up when they're being cute on me! The irony!!

maybe if I had a garden I would also stay out there til stupid o'clock talking loudly. or maybe not bc I have what's known as bedtime.

it's past midnight can't these loud people move indoors ffs (yeah it may be saturday night but cmon) 😩

this is the parenthood equivalent of forcing your cat to be vegan

Mollz (ballz)@dopestatistics.bsky.social · 16h ago

NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO

You want to browse the aisles, you better pay the toll. 📸 madeline․chan․98

Good afternoon from the Afternoon Pawtrol 😺🐾 Have a lovely Caturday! 🐾😸🧡🐾

Some of you have never audited your cats and it shows. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

it is long past time to decide that some things are simply ontologically good and that no debate can ever be humored. trans rights, human rights, healthcare, education, privacy, safety, feminism, anti-racism: these are non-negotiable pillars of any acceptable ideology and i won't hear otherwise.

This is literally just Murder Wives vs. Gentlebeard. XD #ofmd

𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛@johnxuandou.bsky.social · yesterday

It's kinda funny how common it is like yuri: women tearing each other apart in bloody symbolic romance yaoi: what if a guy was given affection for the first time in his life at age 20

Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses

Welp 🇮🇪

I miss the time when a litre of olive oil was £3.30 instead of An Investment you have to Plan for 😒

Eye-wateringly stupid defence from Rowling’s team here - ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’ - Really? So that £70,000 towards the bathroom ban was by accident? The JKR Women’s Fund was made by an impersonator? At least have the spine to admit you want us dead

J.K. Rowling’s rep responds to Lilly Wachowski’s accusation of ‘funding trans genocide’ (exclusive)

J.K. Rowling’s representative responded to Lilly Wachowski accusing the author of ‘funding trans genocide’: ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’

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like there's this science of star trek thing today which I didn't get tickets for in the end (and now probably sold out) bc it's clashing with the monthly ace meet but also I had an option of just doing my grocery shop today (bc That needs to be done) and nothing else in terms of going in public

it disturbs me so much when I don't have concrete plans for the day how do people live spontaneously jfc

yea I think something will go wrong

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Solidarity with the snail today 🐌

🔥 Hot welcome for Trump in Ireland 🔥 🫡🇮🇪

Reminder that AI is the tool of fascism.

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 2d ago

What the actual.

RON SWANSON’s one of my favourite post-millennial Sitcom characters. PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015) #NickOfferman

they're going warp 10

Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · yesterday

TIL that sometimes axlotls just…randomly turn into salamanders

I want a physical copy of Our Flag Means Death so bad. With bloopers and bts and interviews and concept art galleries. And a fold out case. And an extra disc with the soundtrack and score. I want a menu screen with A Pirate's Life playing on repeat. 😤

The Trumpification of British politics continues: another convicted crypto criminal (pardoned by Trump) gives £36 million to Reform. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Reform UK given record £36m donation by British crypto billionaire

Ben Delo was convicted in US for failing to implement adequate anti-money laundering controls but pardoned by Trump

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You can call this legal. You can call it a donation. But please don’t insult everyone’s intelligence by calling it a “level playing field”.