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@deliriousdove.bsky.social

she/her 🌟 30 I'm an Adult, Tax-Paying Woman AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MaximillianDelirium/profile Strawpage: https://deliriousdove.straw.page/

the most annoying thing about stupid book marketing is that you know most of the time the author doesn’t want to be doing this either. they also don’t want to be up there telling you their book is like [popular thing] mixed with [popular thing] and contains [ao3 tag] [ao3 tag] and [vague aesthetic]

the freakery of a lot of historical aristocrat characters is that they’re a person who is simultaneously never touched by anyone but is also profoundly violated. one does not dare lay hand on the king but also he has never been alone a single moment of his life, no matter how intimate or vulnerable

my favorite kind of low comprehension fandom post is when the person is actually correct about what they’re observing but they’re like “hey guys is anyone else kind of feeling like [thing that is explicitly true in the story]? i have this crazy theory that [explicitly true thing] is the case”