1. Book a bunch of musicians for a big thing. 2. Watch most of them cancel within two days of the announcement. 3. Call them all "third rate." 4. Fail to realize that you can't even keep third rate artists on your bill. 5. ??? 6. Make America Great Again.
Lungs aren't just older than feet...they are waaaaaay older than feet. Lungs are older than trees.
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
I was just at my local chipotle and the employee had the audacity to say “86 chicken”. The violent rhetoric from chipotle can not stand.
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...
NEW: ICE Raided Children's Dorms at Dilley and Confiscated Their Letters. I'm Suing to Get Them Back.
In our latest lawsuit, MSW Media is demanding children's letters confiscated by ICE agents, and the Office of General Counsel memo authorizing warrantless home entry.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
when Spock does the neck pinch, even on bad guys, he always catches them and sets them down very politely. letting this guy fully just drop, leaving Jim to try to awkwardly scramble to catch him, is Vulcan for "it is always morally right to punch Nazis"
JediKat@jedikat71.bsky.social · 8mo agoMood.
Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday https://theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-118-times-yesterday-1819576089/
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 9mo agoi don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
I’ve never seen an episode of 60 minutes but uh thanks Streisand effect.
Timothy Burke@bubbaprog.xyz · 9mo agoThe full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
