we are charlie kirk remixes are about to become the on-hold waiting music for every customer service company

Mike Ludwig@mludwig.bsky.social · 8h ago

Trump’s Federal Trade Commission Is Threatening to Punish Big Tech for “Woke AI” Free speech groups sound alarm about a proposal from Trump's FTC to jawbone companies into training AI models on white nationalist narratives and undermine state laws. Meanwhile, Elon Musk wants his nude deepfakes...

hayley stevens getting home after losing and dropping her accent so hard it dents the ground.

Haley Stevens is now online starting fights over the ending of The Amazing Digital Circus, completely drunk off of buttermilk

i'm so disappointed. what are we going to do with mere, paltry little Senator. what are we going to do now that hayley stevens got forty seven percent of the vote with 60 million dollars and still lost. please, leave me to wilt in my chambers until i am ready to face this grim reality of winning.

Politico@politico.com · 14h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

all the fellas in a circle doing physical challenges. push ups, jumping jacks, pull ups, pants down,

im gonna frow up

ulf is my favorite dragon seed in house of the dragon. what if homer simpson had a dragon.

gwen didn't break any rule in the TOS for the exchange or any post proceeding. my guess is a bunch of transphobes mass reported to trigger it happening automatically. nasty work! ken should give a personal apology to her so this can all end.

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biggest problem with game of thrones lies in the premise of these dragon riders. why didn't they simply recognize the true way to conquer the world: global logistics endeavors using the power of flight. conquering one continent pales in comparison to being dragon fedex in a medieval world.

i would never call him the fat guy from super bad. i would call him the much fatter guy from accepted.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

when a store opens up in a place with lower prices than everyone else, the other stores also drop the prices in order to compete. the more city stores, the more areas with stores that have to drop their prices to compete.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

getting more male attention than usual in jeans, boots, and a tank top. Huh

they forgot to mention that Bluesky is not just for libs, it’s also for Brasil

every time they give any wiggle room to “maha” it feels like they just got out of a meeting with a three piece suit wearing Penis Tonic salesman who operates out of a horse pulled wagon

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

this is just a guy trying to sell a product he has no clue about. To him, “more conservative users” is just More Consumers For My Product because he’s a business school guy who still thinks a social media website is a store.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

I support freedom of religion, but tax exemption for churches must be destroyed. Christian churches should also be liable for their long running dedication to harming people in this country via making church taxes apply retroactively to the birth of the country

Synapsid MD@synapsid.wtf · 3mo ago

ppl have gotten mad at me for making fun of mormonism before but listen, it really is the most American religion possible. i don't see how you can expect me -not- to make jokes about that

Them has been doing some wild psychic damage with its choice of story and headlines, like saying it’s a big day for queer rights that a trans man is playing in a women’s league

Them@them.us · 2d ago

The ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.

please do not eat the diarrhea lettuce or they’ll report that you died from being a little stomach bitch

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d ago

Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.

Meet America’s Most Famous Shared Fifth Place Award Recipient

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d ago

riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos

there really needs to be an adult education program about the scope of liberation and intersectional language and how it’s not to be applied in such a personal a manner that gives you excuses to do nasty goblin shit without being yelled at

“Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’ll need ID.”@schoolbus5.bsky.social · 2d ago

So now we are gatekeeping how one obtains dopamine? The big takeaway from posts like yours and the rest comes down to: Questioning his claim because it is not your experience, so therefore something is amiss.

my favorite coworker

the beach is closed. go home. git.

incredible episode of house of the dragon. this season has turned me around. the big aegon scene this week was my highlight, along with the smile on Ulf's face at the end. there's also the very bland sapphic scene.

the worst part of a diet soda experience? when its over...

its gotta be woody in cheers. coach died and they found the most childlike weed head to take his beloved place in the fourth season.

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 3d ago

Who is your favorite (if you have one) “Cousin Oliver,” that is a kid added to a show late in its run?

I was at work. I don’t think you should talk about women this way.

yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 3d ago

how come there are ZERO hot women on this site???

I love yanking my bikini top off at the end of the work day and bouncing my way back hope