“Dog eat dog world” is a weird phrase because I have never seen a dog eat another dog. Lizards on the other hand are eating each other every day, around the clock

Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.

"AI" is the Comic Sans of the 2020s.

Tobias Forge??? GWAR???? Jim Henson’s creature shop???? I don’t care if this is bad, it was specifically made for me

Went part time so I could go back to school, so of course that’s the perfect time for my student financial office to try and sabotage my FAFSA form for one single fake error a day so they don’t have to pay me after my piece of shit lemon hybrid car shuts down. WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS

There is no feeling more eerie and slimy than a parent making an AI generated family photo 🤢

As someone who can only use half the sauce for the carbonara, I have to ask: do the people who buy the spiciest packs of Buldak noodles they see actually enjoy the spiciness? Can they taste the flavor beyond the spice at that point? Or is it a pissing contest with yourself and your spice tolerance?

He fucking inflates, NEXT QUESTION.

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

My cat is so non confrontational, if we do something that pisses her off or we hold her for too long, she won’t scratch us. She’ll just worm away and immediately start clawing her scratching post like she’s taking her anger on us out on it. She’s never scratched me, but it’s concerning, I think

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The premiere was fun. Thanks and apologies to everyone for their support and allowing me to make this show all personal and mentally ill and weird and sad. Here's a picture of @nickszopko.bsky.social and I overdosing.

My friend had a green bean party where everyone had to bring a different green bean dish so I made a green bean can cake 🎂 (It's matcha flavored, not green bean flavored, for the record 💁‍♂️)

I’m trying to watch less rebooted IP slop but GODAMN…. Skeletor on the big screen… 🫣

Joel’s Faster Than Sex album slaps more than a shitpost has any right to… I can’t get Wheels of Pussy out of my head and I have to go to work tomorrow… where I drive a big delivery truck 🫪

I wonder how the reunion of the little guys in Kris’s pocket went during chapter 3 #deltarune

I watched some James Baxter lectures and wanted to really push myself and try animating a horse (well, Ponyta). Turns out, shocking no one, it's really difficult!! Especially adding fire on top of everything 🫠

mopdcomix.com/comic/page-1... Chapter 4…. Is COMPLETE

Page 1 - My Own Personal Demon!

Sorry for the late update, everyone, my job has been trying to kill me this past month

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Family Portrait (acrylic on wood) #kaseyart #illustration

www.patreon.com/posts/151411... I finished chapter 4!!! Gonna take a little break before staring on 5!!

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I love when my girlfriend tells me the most beautiful words my lesbian ears can hear: “You’re also a huge bitch so I feel comfortable talking about this with you”

America’s knee-jerk reaction to insist that we protect/move Punch the monkey or wish harm on his bullies instead of rooting for him to be brave is exactly why we have so many man children and school shootings btw

This. Fuck, this so often

I like this ship, I like their Spy Vs Spy Looney Tunes dynamic #spamtenna

#Spamtenna comic drawn after That newsletter. We already knew Tenna pressured Spamton into damnation, but boy was it disturbing to be validated!!

(4/5) a little pocket pals adventure comic I drew a while back #deltarune

the pale fawn rises.... #art

I've never seen real genuine fear captured so vividly

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