she heard there wasn't gonna be an italian hackers embassy at EMF so instead went to italy to have grappa for breakfast

ave@ave.zone · 3w ago

grappa'd (honestly not a fan of alcohol so early in the day but i just had to)

🐾?

this callout post is so bullshit

wint@dril.bsky.social · 5mo ago

tonight i saw my oldest Rival, a gamer I'll refer to as "DX", tell his 8 viewers hes trying to sell his dead wifes diapers on fb marketplace

i found the furry labeler the same week that the gender labeler got nuked and it's like everyone stopped having genders and became furries instead

i'll be at 39c3, let's hug

i'll be at why2025, let's hug

Fabulousness from @raprevec.bsky.social. ;)

tummy

been watching twin peaks. it's very good. it has ducks on the lake.

i like raccoons

i'll be at 38c3, let's hug

oops all my posts here are about "i should post here"

this website is cute i wanna use it more

oh right this thing

oh hey are we doing this website thing again. hell yeah website thing

@devilslattice.bsky.social cursed name

hiiii! i'm selling one spare cccamp2023 ticket, at cost (380 eur), or with a 50% discount if you're trans, or pay what you want if we're friends. badge included for free.

hiiiiii i like raccoons

my problem is that pretty much all my twitter activity was in my alt account and neither bluesky nor fedi have a way to get that safely. like what am i gonna do, post shit like "i keep hoarding fursonas and never using them" in public just like that?

[God making raccoons] GOD: I want a goth red panda ANGEL: so like... a regular panda GOD: no, make it small ANGEL: okay GOD: [taking bong rip] ... and good at shoplifting

peacefully rotating, this is so nice [ ⓘ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘚𝘌𝘙 𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘊𝘙𝘖𝘞𝘈𝘝𝘌 ]

It was a massive oversight on the part of humanity to not begin the domestication of raccoons thousands of years ago. We could all be chilling with our little bandit friends right now.

Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan@jaketapper.bsky.social · 3y ago

Raccoons still suck, by the way. I’m not going to coddle your childish fantasies just because we temporarily have a nice social media space. They will rip your faces off.

blocking someone doesn't make them unfollow you, welp

ed balls

i'd love to post photos of blue skies but it's been cloudy for days

given birdsite is dying, please take the best exchange i ever saw on that website

i'm slightly drunk (~10ml of 4.7% alcohol, no idea how it's so effective), perfect time to write an intro post here, haven't had to face the question Who Am I in a while

i'm not following anyone yet and this website already looks vaguely like my timeline on the other website???