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It's not the most disappointed I've ever been in my life, but pretty close to the top is hearing about the fantasy creature "Bugbears" for like a decade (without ever hearing an actual description) and finally seeing a depiction of one only for it to be a stupid big Goblin

film director Robert Eggers is so fucking funny to me because every time I see his name in relation to some movie news I have to squint at it for a second like "Whuh...? Aint that dude dead....?" and then I realize I've misread his name as film critic Roger Ebert

Spoiler Culture whatever screaming into a fucking void here who cares But I feel like the obvious common courtesy should be Not Blatantly Plain Text Spoiling Shit In Big Bold Letters after a re-release of an old game– Even if the game you're posting spoilers about wasn't part of the re-release.

I just dont think I can get excited about this Blizzard doing anything with World of Warcraft at all Even if they permanently brought back WoW:WotLK Classic, it'd still feel tainted in a way I can't describe. And the things they're doing for WoW Forever immediately turn me completely away

Okay I have to admit a few things. One, Bane-posting is undeniably funny. Two, I have not seen Dark Knight Rises and realistically I probably never will because I have no interest in it. All that said, fuck I hate basically everything I've seen of Bane in that film lmfao

Sophie wants to play Dungeons & Dragons and she's going to DM for the first time and it's also gonna be the first time we've tried to do tabletop since I absolutely failed at running a Monster of the Week campaign last year (mainly due to everyone getting incredibly busy)

if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong

I am not a Sonic person. Please do not think that I am some sort of representative of Sonic fans or that I am trying to speak for a community that I could not be further away from, nor do I care for any lore implications or information that "disproves" my take here. I DON'T care. With that said:

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My introduction to Rocky Horror Picture Show was an Eddsworld music video that used one of the songs, which I watched over and over without any context or knowledge of the musical. I then proceeded to not watch Rocky Horror Picture Show for about 19 years afterwards.

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