use an LLM? how bout you LLM, "Lick my Left Mnut"

Kirsten Dunst hasn't gone without recognition, but I still think she's under-appreciated for her skill at playing characters who are truly, deeply, spiritually Done With This Shit, with "this shit" usually being "men".

Sure, you lefties can win in safe places like New York, but you gotta learn how to play the game like us if you want to survive at a national level. Check this out: *loses twice to the worlds dumbest pedophile*

[unprompted and with no intention of offering a follow-up of any kind] get ready for mlb mayhem

I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...

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In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...

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Posthumous uncanny AI of me speaking at my own funeral: You were all right, the pronouns were too hard and really annoying and I was rude when I corrected you. Chicken marinara. Seven plus three is twelve My parents: It's so nice to get closure, it really sounds just like her

CHAFETZ PLANS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON ALL-FRENCH-FRY-AND-GIN DIET

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

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Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.

You masturbate and the devil laughs. Tune into Haggerty to stop your satanic lust in its tracks. https://bit.ly/4yTz8X6

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If Stevens won they would not print that moderates didn’t get the big election night they wanted, they would print that moderates have struck back and reasserted their place leading the party

Politico@politico.com · 13h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

Reminder: Mike Johnson is known for shielding & protecting accused pedophiles. He campaigned with notable pedophile and child pornography enthusiast, Josh Duggar. He is close with Paul Pressler, who is a SBC pastor also found of abusing minors. Standing behind a domestic abuser is on brand for him.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 8h ago

Mike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.

anyway who doesn't genuinely love browsing erotic sites and watching sensual movies, while enduring an immense amount of sensation

michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · 7h ago

this one is surprisingly long so i've preserved the choice bits from the beginning. it goes on to the bitcoin scam you'd expect, but it also assures the reader that if they are unfamiliar with crypto it is easy to figure out with "your modern web search" and that they (the scammer) will be duly paid

this is the best comment i've ever seen on any footage of my game. pack it up. there's no topping this.

Cap'n Crunch variation where the Cap'n is shown hanging upside down from the branches of Yggdrasil with an eye gouged out, gaining knowledge of the entire cosmos and its mysteries: Oops! All-Father

I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

i updated the steam page

interpreting this as proof that bari weiss puts on a white lab coat to call the doctor and demands they debate her test results

Sarah Szalavitz💡@dearsarah.bsky.social · 23h ago

Lean In To Fascism

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Didn't think I'd wind up going to bed single tonight but here we are

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Ariel@mermaidthighs.gay · 21h ago

Ariel, you dumb bitch, go eat some food and you’ll feel better

Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint

all the primitive caveman diet stuff is so funny because wdym cavemen never ate vegetables, what do you think the gatherer in hunter-gatherer means, are they gathering steak sauce