is everyone still eating ass or was that just a fad? asking for a friend (my ass)
podcast where its just two girls fucking and a third girl trying her best to talk over it
Guy who stops before getting his PhD in Engineering because he doesn't want to be "one of those philosophers"
every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars
society makes you choose between cuddling a soft woman in your bed and going to office and pressing computer and you would not believe which of these it rewards with a salary and benefits
getting into shibari not for kink reasons but for autistic sensory issues
when uve been with your therapist for long enough, you can say "the shinji factor" and she'll be like "ofc, your libidinal regression to infantile expressions that result in the bad faith use of others as tools for quasi-oedipal care and affection, like that show i havent seen"
the only reason people get "addicted" to smoking cigarettes is because they're unkowingly autistic and it serves as a so called "stim". nicotine (much like caffeine) is all placebo
free your mind: start holding triangle to skip the moment cloud pulls out the chadley interminable conversations device
they fucked up my lobotomy and now I'm more horny than ever. they can't even castrate me because my shits so thick they tried cutting it at the base with axes like a tree trunk and couldn't make a fucking DENT
you're telling me they make wire by pushing metal through a little hole? get real, be realistic. "oh yeah they take the ingots and augustus gloop them" get the fuck outta here.
Can't spell condom without dumb con. Only thing it's protecting you from is God's grace. Sex was made for two things: procreation, and me disappointing your mother. Listen up bucko. In this world there are birds and bees. And wolves. And I have two wolves inside of me. But not like, in a gay way.
huh, what do you know. Wes Streeting has a FREEPOST address listed on his website, meaning you could send a parcel of rocks up to 2kg to him and he would have to pay up to a fiver for every parcel received. isn't that interesting?